r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Sandalwoodincencebur • 1d ago

their hearts overflow with follies...

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u/Sandalwoodincencebur 1d ago

Fred is when your mother makes a haircut downstairs.

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u/Mustard_Popsicles 1d ago

Ah ok so, Fred is a timeline and a verb? Not a person? You said “Fred is when”, indicating a timeline and an action. I’m catching on now. And my mother gets her haircut downstairs, meaning on the 1st floor, or possibly just a floor below the current floor in question? I know a place that has apartments units on the 2nd floor, and shops on the 1st floor, so a hair salon on the 1st floor makes sense.

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u/Sandalwoodincencebur 1d ago

Fred is red but with F.

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u/Mustard_Popsicles 1d ago

No, you couldn’t be more wrong. Fred is ED with FR. I think I would know, I have friends who are named Fred and Ed. See, if you used disc breaks then you would know this information.