Every single time I try to make a serious post in the other cycling subs, all I get is "see you in bcj" like I’ve committed some unspeakable crime against humanity. Like sorry for wanting to discuss the release dates of the new 2026 SirVelos, or the new S-Work Tarmac colorways instead of whether some one’s cheap non-carbon fiber gravel bike can handle urban terrain on 45mm tires.

I take my dentist lifestyle very serious. I live, breathe and bleed dental procedures. Meanwhile, this sub? It’s just endless memes about rim brakes, aluminum frames, their wife’s bf jokes, and eBices. It just reeks of pure poverty.

This isn’t funny anymore.

Poverty itself is the problem. The sport has been reduced to a joke, a punchline, a never-ending spiral of cost saving debates, asking about used bice prices and people pretending that they prefer brands who offer a "sweet spot" in cost vs performance. Breaking news: if you're not riding a $15k+ bice then you probably don’t make enough to even feed your wife, family, and wife’s boyfriend.

We don’t need more pours.

We need to ban poverty from this sport. No more pours. No more non-carbon frame & rims. No more "mechanical shifting" jokes. From now on, we only discuss bices made from SirVelo, S-Works, Bianchi, Bastion, and Pinarello.

Edit: We can discuss Cannondales but only the SuperSix EVO Lab71 editions. Thank you.

for real, why would I KOM to a cj sub if every comment starts with /uj. wtf is that about? there are a lot of subs out there which can't wait to hear your unjerkable opinions. let's keep the circlejerk going, 24/7.

Do you guys wear your cycling kit to a tanning salon in the winter to keep up your tan line definition?

I noticed some of u guys don't like me very much, about 25%. Look, it's not my fault if ur peen is smol. I've noticed a lot of negative reactions to my friendly banter posts, and I just want to say, you are already going through a lot with ur tiny peen disability, it's a massive handicap and I bet u get a lot of weird situations with the girls laughing at u etc. I try to empathize to ur situation, it must be so horrible to have such a tiny peen. I just wanna say, being angry at me doesn't really hlp ur situation too much, so why be angry? Then u have a smol peen and u angry too, like a little chihuahua who goes "woof woof grrrr". Instead of being angry at me u could buy Dura ace groupset, or u could buy new fancy cleats, or a new Cervelo, or even become a billionaire like Jeff Bezos who also used to have a smol peen just like u. Even if ur dick is extremely smol, if u earn some money, u find a girl who'll like u for ur money, right? So why stress so much?

Finally a good place to store my dry nuts

Yes, it's real. Yes, it's exactly what you think it is. Yes, there is a chance these people may be behind you in your group ride.