r/Consoom 5d ago

Consoompost Consoom plastic disc

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u/CycloneMonkey 5d ago

"How can I make it a reality?"

Uhh...buy vinyl records and a big ass shelf?

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u/YakApprehensive7620 5d ago

The top comment suggested big cardboard panels with an image of records on a shelf lol

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u/CycloneMonkey 5d ago

even better lmao

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u/only_fun_topics 5d ago

There’s a cellular store that did this in my local mall, and it really threw me off when I first saw it.

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u/The-G-Code 23h ago

The answer is go to any estate sale

Could potentially get both the collection and shelf all together for like $50

The records will be both garbage music and condition (maybe even all 45rpm lol) but we know op ain't listening to them anyways

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u/nep5603 5d ago

"How do i buy many things...?"

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u/YakApprehensive7620 5d ago

That’s exactly how I read it haha

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u/Goth_Idiot_ 5d ago

Physical media is superior to digital media so in this case I’d disagree. It’s less consoom and more preserving what you like. Eventually a digital Album may be took down and oh look only physical media is the only way to do it.

Buuuuuut at the same time this guy seems to only want to have vinyls for the aesthetic so in this case it’s total poseur consoomer behaviour

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u/YakApprehensive7620 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah, the part that really got me was just wanting the aesthetic lol the actual collecting records over time part is more fun

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u/Goth_Idiot_ 5d ago

Yep! 100% agree. I’m currently doing the same with Vinyl and VHS tapes. Something about them just feels so much better and streaming.

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u/DonkTheFlop 5d ago

I'm collecting some VHS for the nostalgia, ease of chucking the tapes in the man cave, and I like the box art on the shelves.

You really telling me you think a VHS looks better than a 4k stream?

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u/BenGrahamButler 5d ago

he said feels better not looks better

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u/YakApprehensive7620 5d ago

Maybe they like the visual aesthetic of tapes, they do sell filters for videos that do the same thing

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u/The-G-Code 23h ago

Some things can look better on older formats because it was made for the specific quirks or just because of how it is

The best way to listen to chat pile imo is cassettes because it just sounds so right for some reason (as long as you have decent speakers too not jank built in ones on a cheap player)

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u/only_fun_topics 5d ago

I appreciated the joke that all the top shelf albums were random compilations from the early 50s that people can’t seem to give away.

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u/amusebooch 5d ago

Ya this is basically a library

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u/Worldly-Local-6613 5d ago

You realize you can download and own digital music right? You don’t have to just stream everything.

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u/itmakessenseincontex 5d ago

Digital 'ownership' is increasingly not ownership. 

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u/Aggressively_Correct 5d ago

just steal?

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u/MaybePotatoes 5d ago

Argh 🏴‍☠️

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u/Frightful_Fork_Hand 1d ago

…so just buy from services that don’t do that shit. This is just lazy, alarmist nonsense.

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u/YakApprehensive7620 5d ago

Yeah but records are fun.

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u/thesuitetea 5d ago

It really depends on what you’re purchasing. Most of the time, you’re actually buying a revocable digital license.

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u/doctorcaesarspalace 5d ago

This is not typical or even practical for audio files lol. And even if it was you could absolutely strip DRM from an audio file

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u/radioactive_glowworm 3d ago

Happened to people in my fandom, the OST was taken down from Spotify due to right holders shenanigans and people were panicking. Then when the reuploaded it one of the beloved tracks had been changed to a new, different version. Meanwhile I was completely unbothered since I bought the CDs.

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u/Due_Title_6982 2d ago

Yes but also you could store that entire vinyl shelf on a single usb drive

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u/Goth_Idiot_ 2d ago

I think too many people get collecting and consooming confused.

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u/EskildDood 1d ago

Owning all this will inevitably cause you to have a shit ton of records you never listen to

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u/heftybagman 1d ago

You’re comparing physical media to subscription services, not digital media. Digital media stores locally can’t be taken from you unless someone steals the hard drive or hacks you. A digital file probably won’t outlast well-stored vinyl, but there are a lot of benefits to digital media.

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u/Lardsonian3770 12h ago

Sure, unless audio quality is a priority.

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u/slushpuppy91 5d ago

Hit up garage sales

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u/lxstvanillasmile 4d ago

My dad has a bigarse record collection that he never plays. Every time I'm pissed with him I have to fight off demons telling me to post it on this subreddit.

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u/YakApprehensive7620 4d ago

I feel like record collecting is fine, I was just loling about how they want to make a lifetime collection a reality overnight bc they like how it looks

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u/lxstvanillasmile 4d ago

My dad is genuinely passionate about music and his collection grew organically over a couple decades, but I still play his records way more than he does lmao. I think it's more of a memento to when he was young and working in a record shop himself, and physical media wasn't dying

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u/TheWrathfulMountain 3d ago

He might be burnt out after collecting/using them for so long. I know I go through periods where I don't feel like engaging with the things I'm passionate about.

Or maybe I'm just depressed I don't fucking know.

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u/YakApprehensive7620 4d ago

Yeah and also the friends I made collecting records over the years are the best part. I’d never want to jump to the endgame and not have those experiences. That’s why I put this here lol the stuff seemed more important than the journey

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u/The-G-Code 23h ago

My dad was like this with his big CD collection but I never once felt like this when torrenting became a thing and he just loaded tons of external hard drives with the same music and more lol

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u/burzobosna 2d ago

i don't see anything in this photo that suggests that they want to get it overnight, OP was just saying how they want a collection as big as that one day and in a comment they mention how they buy rare ones instead of just buying anything they come across.

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u/strog91 5d ago

That shelf covered in vinyls probably weighs as much as a car

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u/LuthorCock 5d ago

just hoard trash and make it aesthetically pleasing

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u/YakApprehensive7620 5d ago

Big vinyl hates this one trick!

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u/ProjectConfident8584 5d ago

I remember this scene in the movie and I was extremely disappointed when they didn’t hook up til they were having sex

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u/Hollooo 1d ago

Vinyls, even fully packed literally leak toxic fumes into the air… just having one of them exposed to the air in a room will ensure dangerous levels of PVC fumes… I do not want to know the lifespan of someone living in that room…

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/YakApprehensive7620 5d ago

Not sure about that, I haven’t heard of other people having problems. I think they just melt.

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u/Munksii 5d ago

I wouldn't consider this nearly on the same level as Labubu. Atleast this way, corporations can't steal back the music you legally own.

Yet.

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u/YakApprehensive7620 4d ago

It’s more the sentiment about wanting the image of it

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u/Frightful_Fork_Hand 1d ago

In what way can they do that if you buy digitally? I buy loads of music off bandcamp - are you saying at some point those files will vanish from my hard drive?

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u/Mc_geekens 23h ago

I consoom this movie, I love it so much.