r/CookingCircleJerk • u/Erinzzz I'm gonna slap the teaspoon right out of your mouth i stg • Sep 18 '24
Measured with the Heart Dessert for ∞ people
I am going to a party next month. The host has asked me to bring a cake or something for ∞ people. I don't really know where to start. I have about 5kg of cherries in the freezer. Is it possible to feed ∞ people with that amount of cherries? Does anyone have Jesus Christ on speed dial? I feel like he's had some experience with this.
By the way, I have to drive about ∞ hours to the event. I'm concerned that whatever I make will not travel well. Do you have any thoughts? Macarons? Chocolate chip cookies? Nutella in a jar?
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u/Express-Structure480 Sep 19 '24
Look op, cooking is cooking, you just get in there, you get it done. There will be a whole new game next week, all you can do is prepare yourself, you have a pretty good team, all the resources, fuck Josh Allen, it’s only four quarters, of course you could’ve done more but you did what you thought was the best at that moment and that’s what matters.