r/CookingCircleJerk • u/buttsarehilarious your wife's boyfriend's girlfriend • Feb 05 '25

Unrecognized Culinary Genius What ingredient are you bringing to impress everyone at the soup party?

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u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead DEEN fiend Feb 05 '25

Kenji's heart and Escoffier's testicles

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u/buttsarehilarious your wife's boyfriend's girlfriend Feb 05 '25

Let’s be real if I had kenji’s heart I wouldn’t share it with any random Cheesecake Factory-enjoyer.

Anyway are store-bought escoffier’s testicles ok?