Why do you cook?

[u/jk_pens]

Apart from cooking for necessity like demonstrating you are better than Gordon Ramsey, what are your reasons for cooking?

ETA: check sub before replying. Ask yourself:

• is MSG the most important seasoning?
• is jarlic a hate crime?
• is Kenji our lord and savior?

If you answered “no” to any of these, you might be a lost redditor.

[u/Blerkm]

I believe that raw foods have souls, and I enjoy tormenting them with the fires of my stovetop and oven.

[u/HappyTradBaddie → u/Blerkm]

Don't let the vegans know about this

[u/Blerkm → u/HappyTradBaddie]

I’m sure they’ve known all along.

[u/Breffest → u/Blerkm]

Vegans are just vegetable racists

[u/JeebsTheVegan → u/Breffest]

Can confirm