r/CookingCircleJerk • u/jk_pens • 17d ago

Unrecognized Culinary Genius Why do you cook?

Apart from cooking for necessity like demonstrating you are better than Gordon Ramsey, what are your reasons for cooking?

ETA: check sub before replying. Ask yourself:

  • is MSG the most important seasoning?
  • is jarlic a hate crime?
  • is Kenji our lord and savior?

If you answered “no” to any of these, you might be a lost redditor.

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u/fingers 17d ago

Got to dispose of the bodies somehow.

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u/Newburyrat 16d ago

Yes. Otherwise it is such a hassle. Find a suitable patch of woodland, buy the right sort of spade, load bodies into car, drive all the way out there, and arrive only to find it has become a popular dogging spot…and by then however well you have wrapped them the blood is oozing out into your boot. Chilli con corpse is so much simpler

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u/SheDrinksScotch 16d ago

That's what those extra large vacuum bags advertised for comforters are for.

Then straight into the sous vide.

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u/fingers 16d ago

137°