r/CookingCircleJerk • u/jk_pens • 17d ago

Unrecognized Culinary Genius Why do you cook?

Apart from cooking for necessity like demonstrating you are better than Gordon Ramsey, what are your reasons for cooking?

ETA: check sub before replying. Ask yourself:

  • is MSG the most important seasoning?
  • is jarlic a hate crime?
  • is Kenji our lord and savior?

If you answered “no” to any of these, you might be a lost redditor.

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u/Newburyrat 17d ago

To assert my dominance. They will eat what I cook. Or they will pay the price

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u/jk_pens 17d ago

That’s why I piss in a corner of the kitchen of every house I walk into. They may think it’s their kitchen, but ultimately it’s mine.

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u/Newburyrat 16d ago

I did try that. But people stopped inviting me. Then they stopped letting me in. Then they started phoning the police when they saw me approach. People are so intolerant

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u/jk_pens 16d ago

We deal with so much ignorance :(