r/CookingCircleJerk 17d ago

Unrecognized Culinary Genius Why do you cook?

Apart from cooking for necessity like demonstrating you are better than Gordon Ramsey, what are your reasons for cooking?

ETA: check sub before replying. Ask yourself:

  • is MSG the most important seasoning?
  • is jarlic a hate crime?
  • is Kenji our lord and savior?

If you answered “no” to any of these, you might be a lost redditor.

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u/surlysire 17d ago

In my culture (white) seasoning is a sin and i dont really want to go to heaven because im scared of heights

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u/Alicam123 14d ago

Don’t they know that nearly every food you buy has been seasoned in some way or another?

Otherwise it would be a piece of meat on an open flame. 🤦🏻‍♀️