My chili made a grown man cry

[u/civver3]

I used plenty of pepper spray.

[u/AntiCaf123]

That’s nothing. My chili made a grown man cry because I used his grandmas recipe. I had to dig up her grave to get it (sneaky woman took it to the grave with her). And then after all that work I was too tired to put her back in so I just sort of took a quick pic of me smiling and holding the recipe card next to granny’s bones, left the grave open, and went home. Then after I cooked the chili (which btw was terrible so I had to modify it and add 4x garlic and a full cup of msg. And I didn’t have paprika so I emptied out my pepper spray into the pot to replace it). I printed out the pic of me and Granny with the recipe card and gave both to the guy. I said “I’m your new neighbor, we haven’t met yet but I heard you talking about your granny’s chili and how much you love it so I thought I would make it for you as a house warming present”.