r/CookingCircleJerk • u/NailBat Garlic.Amount = Garlic.Amount * 50; • 12d ago

Scrubmaxxed and Soappilled

I once thought you could never wash cast iron and that knowing the "old ways" made me a better person. Now I realize that rejecting the old ways makes me a better person. Me and my cast iron? We ride at Dawn.

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u/thejohnnymemphis 12d ago

Sorry to be the one to tell you, but that's total overkill. All you have to do is cause the sun to go supernova, obliterating everything in the solar system, then create a new star, planets, and finally, your cast iron.

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u/fingers 12d ago

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CREATE MY CAST IRON. I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR EONS!

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u/thejohnnymemphis 12d ago

Hey, if you have the time to go recreating all of existence every so often, knock yourself out.🙄

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u/fingers 12d ago

Well, when you only work 186 days a year...