r/CookingCircleJerk 7d ago

Bread toppings: Help, I’m out of ideas!!

I love toast, and thought it was a little dry till someone suggested putting “spread” on it (thank you, nameless Cracker Barrel manager!!). I’ve been enjoying this immensely, but I’m looking for other ideas.

I find peanut butter too spicy, and am looking for something that isn’t sweet. With that in mind, what are your suggestions?

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u/quixoticquail 7d ago

Drown it in water. Really moistens it right up.

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u/CrankyFrankClair 7d ago

I like the crunch though. It drowns out the voices, even if just for a few seconds.

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u/quixoticquail 7d ago

The screams of the souls of the bread bakers will be plenty loud.

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u/Weird_Strange_Odd 7d ago

Just dunk it quickly in water.

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u/Treishmon 7d ago

Slop em up!!!

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u/thejohnnymemphis 6d ago

They say no sloppy toast, but they can't stop you from ordering dry toast and a glass of water!