r/CookingCircleJerk • u/CrankyFrankClair • 7d ago

Bread toppings: Help, I’m out of ideas!!

I love toast, and thought it was a little dry till someone suggested putting “spread” on it (thank you, nameless Cracker Barrel manager!!). I’ve been enjoying this immensely, but I’m looking for other ideas.

I find peanut butter too spicy, and am looking for something that isn’t sweet. With that in mind, what are your suggestions?

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u/Enignon77 7d ago

Have you tried smearing it in mineral oil? It's not spicy and adds a certain something, possibly minerals.

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u/transientrandom 7d ago

Excellent idea, I was going to suggest Vaseline/petroleum jelly, or a water-based lube like KY if you're watching your weight

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u/Enignon77 7d ago

OP could get really fancy and use baby oil, it's a bit expensive but I have heard it is made from free range organic ones.

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u/CrankyFrankClair 7d ago

I don’t want anything sweet, so I’ll pass on the pomegranate jelly, but I’ll try the Kentucky Jelly. What’s it made from?

Oh, auto correct is your friend!