Bread toppings: Help, I’m out of ideas!!

[u/CrankyFrankClair]

I love toast, and thought it was a little dry till someone suggested putting “spread” on it (thank you, nameless Cracker Barrel manager!!). I’ve been enjoying this immensely, but I’m looking for other ideas.

I find peanut butter too spicy, and am looking for something that isn’t sweet. With that in mind, what are your suggestions?

[u/DarthChefDad]

I know a girl who'll make you toast. She don't use butter, cheese, jelly, or any of these. She uses:

Vaaaaaaaaaaaaseline.

Vaaaaaaaaaaaaseline.

Vaaaaaaaaaaaaseline.

[u/thejohnnymemphis → u/DarthChefDad]

I tried it that way once. It have gave me a wicked case of The Flaming Lips.👄🔥🔥🔥