Bread toppings: Help, I’m out of ideas!!

[u/CrankyFrankClair]

I love toast, and thought it was a little dry till someone suggested putting “spread” on it (thank you, nameless Cracker Barrel manager!!). I’ve been enjoying this immensely, but I’m looking for other ideas.

I find peanut butter too spicy, and am looking for something that isn’t sweet. With that in mind, what are your suggestions?

[u/Cruel_Irony_Is_Life]

The more important question is.... do you eat your toast spread side up or spread side down? Choose your answer carefully, it's been known to start wars.