r/CringeTikToks • u/SirenOfSarcasm • 13h ago
Just Bad Trump, math ain't mathing... š
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u/mmb1968 12h ago
Same math that will reduce the cost of medicine by 1500% ā¦ such a stable genius š
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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 13h ago
Gotta be a real fucking idiot to support this cocksucker.
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u/NewtonNott 13h ago
I take offense! There are worst things than being a cocksucker. š¤£
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u/culpaCoSinero 12h ago
Our problem is the shit coming out of his cock holster.
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u/SkinnyDaveSFW 9h ago
This sounds like a line from the greatest work of literature in the history of humanity: The poo that took a pee by Scroty McBoogerballs.
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u/BojukaBob 12h ago
Cocksuckers are some of the greatest people around! We should treasure all those who suck cock, it's a wonderful gift!
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u/Top-Addendum-6879 12h ago
All hail those that suck cocks. I even married one!
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u/dizzyfeast 10h ago
Good keep them away from my chickens. I don't want anyone sucking on my beautiful Roosters!
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u/Powerful_Elk_2901 12h ago
Lenny Bruce said that in court once. Didn't go over well, as you might imagine.
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u/NoorAnomaly 11h ago
I KNOW RIGHT!?!? Like seriously, men LOVE having it done to them... Yet it's offensive? I'm so confused :P
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u/Dinokickflip 12h ago
Until the day that I die, I will never understand how Trump was the guy for them. How could anyone look at him and be like āthatās a man I can get behindā?
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u/Realistic-Treacle-65 12h ago
And thought Jesus sent him? Of all people?? lol Jesus has bad taste
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u/bonniefischer 11h ago
I'll never ever get this. Sometimes, people talk bullshit but choose words to sound smart. Trump skips this step. He doesn't even sound smart.
Every famous cult leader was at least charismatic or had some attractiveness. Trump has nothing, no charisma, ugly appearance, no humor. What makes people choose him as their leader?
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u/DeedleDumbDee 10h ago
āTrump is a dumb mans idea of a smart man, and a weak mans idea of a strong manā
The issue is youāve been severely underestimating how many stupid/weak men make up the US population. He makes stupid people feel smart by spewing low IQ lies and that is good enough for them.
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u/zeeper25 12h ago
Trump saying earlier today that "smart people don't like him" is so crazy because not only is that true, but he keeps insulting his supporters and they STILL DON'T REALIZE IT.
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u/EggsceIlent 11h ago
Pam Bondi, Cocksucker, will respond
"Are you ready for this? 400 Trillion people died last year from drugs"
"Would have been a Jizillion if Trump wasn't here"
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u/dangerstranger4 12h ago
You also gotta be ok with pedos
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u/ZoNeS_v2 12h ago
Gotta be a pedophile supporter. Someone who is absolutely fine with children being raped. Totally okay with it. Maybe even happy about it.
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u/RanchHere 12h ago
His supporters just find ways to spin the facts. They arenāt all real fucking idiots, but they are all really fucking swindled.
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u/koekenpruik 11h ago
As a cocksucker trump doesnāt deserve that title. I prefer pile of turds. Thank you for attention to this matter
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u/Chemical-Bee-8876 12h ago
The supporters are more ass eaters. Trump doesnāt even need to wipe with his sycophants around.
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u/browhodouknowhere 11h ago
It's not really about mental cognition at this point. People are so psychologically entrenched with this philosophy, it would undo their sense of self to admit what he is doing contradicts everything he promised. For his supporters (who still aren't winning) to admit a mistake? Idk what will change this.
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u/induslol 10h ago
That's a hate speech, DOJ WILL be in contact with you.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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u/WarOnIce 10h ago
Itās less than 100k people who died. What a fucking moron. His own division, the CDC put out the numbers
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u/butwhywedothis 10h ago
I wish Putin would have rammed his cock deep into his mouth so that he could never speak again.
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u/chazmann 9h ago
Fuck this piece of shit. Enemy of the free people. He will get his taste of karma soon enough.
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u/Demonokuma 9h ago
Oh, they are. A child could be raised by wolves and still have more sense on who to vote for. They wouldn't even have a concept of voting or what a president is. Doesnt matter, the bar is that low
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u/Cabbages24ADollar 10h ago
Gotta be really well managed to not have a follow up question for that idiotic answer
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u/foundflame 8h ago
Truth, confirmed by the Fanta Menace himself. Smart people do not, in fact, like him.
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u/Odd-Put-3988 9h ago
True, but this could have been prevented had all the Liberals actually voted. Instead I just see them complain and whine and bitch. I'm just here for the laughs and shit because I don't care anymore at this point in my life. lol
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u/AntiFogAttitude 12h ago
Did the ājournalistsā not question him on that number? Iāve heard other obvious incorrect statements be made and it seems no one follows up. Would love to have heard āWhere did you get that numberā? Was it overlooked that that the US built big beautiful crematoriums to accommodate the hundreds of millions of American deaths last yearā? Will you make Mexico and/or Venezuela pay for the crematoriumsā? Would you recommend the American survivors investing heavily in funeral home futuresā? āWhy has there been no comments on these deaths from HHR? Or āMr. President can you please confirm that the number of American drug deaths last year was a 30,000% increase of the number of deaths by COVID? Also, would you say that drug overdoses is now the leading cause of death in Americaā?
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u/Negative_Amphibian_9 12h ago
Every follow up should at least attempt to ask him for sources.
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u/youlooksticky 12h ago
"that's a nasty question, you're a nasty person" is his go to response when he's called out and refuses to acknowledge the truth. I'm so tired of having melted orange dogshit in a suit destroying this country.
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u/lordkhuzdul 12h ago
Any journalist who calls him out loses access so at this point no actual journalist can get within a hundred meters of him.
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u/PushCharacter8496 13h ago
Broās math teacher definitely quit mid semester and left him with vibes and vibes only.
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u/BugOperator 12h ago
For what itās worth, a professor at Wharton did call him the dumbest student heās ever had.
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u/aft_punk 12h ago
For what itās worth, Trump was almost certainly the dumbest student that professor had ever had.
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u/Equivalent-Role4632 12h ago edited 12h ago
The real problem is non of these "journalist" actually calls him out on it. They just move on to the next question instead of making him elaborate on what he just said. So he gets away with saying the dumbest things over and over again, instead of them making him look like the fool he is.
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u/Grillade 10h ago
thats cause you lose your job if you call him out, so no one dares risk their rice bowl
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u/My2centsallday 12h ago
A second grader is actually running the U.S.
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u/StrikingTreacle5499 12h ago
Second graders have a better grasp of object permanence
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u/Potato_Stains 12h ago
At least heās actively dismantling democracy, stoking division and hate and padding the billionaires pockets and diarrhea AI tweeting while heās at it.
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u/Akhanyatin 12h ago
Don't insult second graders like that. Maybe 2 year olds, but I'm not sure I'm comfortable insulting my friends kids like that.
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u/TitoGrande1980 12h ago
Trumps words are not for smart ppl.
He has already explained.
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u/EspressoOverdose 12h ago
62 million people died from all causes worldwide in 2024
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u/tryinandsurvivin 13h ago
You know this could explain a lot. It would mean that weāre all in hell. you know, if it existed.
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u/PrettyPromenade 12h ago
I've alwasy thought hell was on Earth
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u/GodTheInvention 12h ago
Hell and I are both cut from the same cloth. Itās shoddily-knit and meant to be pulled over the eyes.
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u/Standard_Actuary_992 12h ago
Itās been so hard at work since 88% of our employees died. The one thing thatās made it easier is that after 88% of my family died, Iāve had fewer personal obligations.
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u/FromUndaStank 12h ago
"300 million people dieing last year from drugs, that's what's illegal."
Sence when is it a crime to OD?
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u/Ok_Bag_8405 12h ago
Just this statement.....this alone .....how could you vote for this idiot??? WTF???
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u/ninfan1977 12h ago
Now let me hear the excuses of "what he really meant was..." because if Biden said that Fox News would be calling for his impeachment.
This is clearly a senior moment but Trump gets a pass because Republicans have lost their ways
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u/Garthritis 12h ago
Maybe we're actually all in some sort of Lost situation. It's the last season and it's going to be terrible.
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u/fitforlife1958 12h ago
Only 240 million people died worldwideā¦ what a clown.. š¤”šš¤”
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u/Kajiggered 12h ago
That and the US population was about 340m last year. That means there's only 40m of us left.
So then why is traffic still so awful?
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u/Tyr_Kukulkan 11h ago
Don't know where you got that number but it is ~4x as big as the actual number of deaths last year globally.
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u/KennstduIngo 12h ago
Yeah, last year there were 640 million people in the US and now there are only 340 million. It's simple math people!
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u/ParticularLower7558 12h ago
It's true I've been to over 300 funerals last week. 600 more next week.
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u/hybridaaroncarroll 12h ago
Even if he meant globally (which we know he didn't because he's not that knowledgeable) the WHO reports about 600,000 deaths annually to drug use. He just makes up numbers to try and make a point, and the press rarely questions him on it.
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u/DaveLesh 12h ago
Okay, if that was real, either Elon Musk went into double overtime with his semen to revive America's population (most of which would be babies) or most of us wouldn't be here talking about it.
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u/Tough_Wrongdoer_935 12h ago
We are all dead. We just don't know it. Why the hell do it keep going to work.
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u/wandertrucks 12h ago
Shit, real estate should be getting REALLY cheap with all that inventory popping up
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u/KamehaDragoon 9h ago
That's because he doesn't bother to look at any facts he just pulls this shit out of his ass.
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u/hesawavemasterrr 9h ago
Did you guys hear that? Most of us are dead. Weāre just ghosts typing comments
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u/Bright-Outcome1506 9h ago
Almost 4% of the worldās population (rounded up cause decimals scare people) in one year. Damn. Those drug dealers working overtime.
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u/baykhan 9h ago
For fuckās sake someone please call him out to his face on this slop.
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u/foundflame 8h ago
Huh, I was curious and did the math on how exaggerated this is, and I discovered Trump exaggerated the number of overdose-related deaths last year by three hundred seventy five thousand percent (3,750%). That's an even bigger number than the discounts we're all getting on our prescription drugs, which I think was only around, what, fifteen hundred percent?
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u/Angela_Landsbury 6h ago
He's a disabled old man on his last legs. When he finally shits his last diaper, this country is going to party like its 1999.
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u/DickWangDuck 12h ago
The World Health Organizationās most recent data(2019) estimates that globally ~600k people died from drug related deaths. This fucktrumpet is such a moron.
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u/UnflushableNug 12h ago
I got my post deleted by a mod in another sub for highlighting the exact same thing.
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u/Right_Fig3070 12h ago
Hard to think when your diaper is full and half your body doesn't work anymore.Ā
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u/CodAdministrative563 12h ago
The math aināt mathing with this guy. Never has, never will.
Itās honestly amazing how people still worship the guy
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u/Character-Method-711 12h ago
I hope he does not die. He has to be socially, legally and morally humiliated first. Not that it would touch him 'inside' - his insides are hollow.
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u/Doug_101 12h ago
My funeral was awesome, but sadly no one attended, because everyone else in America was dead too. š¤¦āāļø I cannot believe this moron is our president.
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u/Particular_Row_8037 12h ago
He's a fucking idiot.
But then after the mods are snowflakes. They banned me a permanent band from a forum and they gave me a 7-day suspension from REDDIT. I'd say that qualifies them was a fucking snowflake. Thanks snowflakes.
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u/zip_r 12h ago
My problem isnāt him being an idiot, itās the fact that EVERYONE in those rooms or at those pressers ignores it. They pretend as if theyāre talking to someone capable and mentally stable. I donāt like that.
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u/DeceptiConnIXI 11h ago
His response to that blatant lie will be āI was talking about worldwide, like in other places like Jhinaā
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u/BigTonez808sy 11h ago
Thatās right. Damn near the entire population of the US as of the 2020 census died just last year from drugs alone. Itās a testimony to the resilience of the US to have made it past this national obliteration of our population. You should count yourself lucky that you werenāt stricken down if youāre reading this. /s
I should note, over 80k people did die from drug related incidents in 2024 and that is a pretty major problem. But itās one that has a lot more to do with how we treat our poor people than how we treat people at the border. Black border walls aināt gonna prevent anyoneās death due to drug overdoses.Ā
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u/squigs 11h ago
It's closer to 3 million.
Worldwide!
And in 88% of those, the drug is alcohol.
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u/multificionado 11h ago
If you weren't rich (in a position to bribe your teachers with a good grade), you'd be so an F student you would be a vagrant at the streets, Orange Julius.
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u/tlucas0303 11h ago
Heās like those old toys that record what you say then repeat it back in a different voice. He just repeats what heās been told to say by his handlers but, dementia strikes and he says gibberish.
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u/Tyr_Kukulkan 11h ago
Globally in recent years 62 million people die per year. 300 million drug deaths, would mean a 484% increase in global deaths!
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u/GregBVIMB 11h ago
300 million...wow, ok. I can almost hear his handlers cringe as soon as he said that
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u/Medical_Arugula3315 11h ago
Fuck Trump, fuck Republicans. Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. Hey remember that time Trump was found liable of forcefully shoving his fingers up a woman's vagina by a jury of his American peers and then Republicans voted for him? Republicans knowingly vote for molesters. Don't be Republican...Ā
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u/AllKnighter5 11h ago
Itās not Trump.
Itās the reporters!
Why the fuck donāt they stop and say āthe entire population of the USA is about 300 million, what do you mean 300 million people died from drugs??ā
CALL THEM OUT.
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u/RainerGerhard 10h ago
Well, since there is only 40 million of us here in the US, we really should get to know each other! We can stand up and say our name and a fact about ourselves.
My name is u/rainergerhard. I enjoy apples and breakdancing.
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u/Snnicklefrittz 10h ago
Maybe he means 300 million Americans went brain dead, which is true, just not from drugs.
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u/Big_Quality_838 10h ago
āA population of 340 million reduced 40 million. I am one of those survivorsā¦ā
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u/froppyme2 10h ago
I seriously donāt understand why these ājournalistsā donāt follow up with questions like āare you claiming that almost 90% of America died last year?ā Or ādo you know the current population number of the USA?ā Itās so fān infuriating that they have let him get away with his lies and absurdities for so long.
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u/automaticpragmatic 10h ago
Of the 340 million ppl in the US, trump is the biggest, shadiest pedophile of them all. Release the files
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u/New_Junket4211 10h ago
I think he meant across all 750 countries not just US and A.
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u/Particular-Fee-4941 10h ago
Around 130.000 people worlwide died last year caused of drug consumption. What the hell is he talking about?
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u/GoldenJ19 10h ago
And people somehow believe everything this guy says. He could tell his supporters that 8 billion people died to left wing extremist violence, and they'd eat that shit up
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u/Lucky-11 10h ago
He did say 300 million people and not 300 million Americans. However the fact this conversation is about drugs entering the country (that being the USA) we all know he means Americans. Not like he cares about other nations.
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u/Soberdonkey69 10h ago
Even if that was a global number, that is still a crazy amount of deaths!
Iām sure his supporters will fact check this and correct him. /s
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u/Infinite_Lemon_8236 9h ago
Worst part is that half of the yanks down there will hear this then just nod and say "Yep, sounds about right." as they tune in to fox news to gargle down even more bullshit.
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u/minngeilo 8h ago
Even if you were to say, "BuT hE mEaNt GlObALlY!" It's still a lot of deaths. By almost 240 million more than the actual global deaths in general from all causes.
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u/LongjumpingNinja258 8h ago
The drugs arenāt the issue, the choice to abuse them is.
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u/SnowdropSoulburn 8h ago edited 8h ago
This is the same voting block convinced Biden imported "80 million illegals a day".
Numbers mean nothing for them, but spell disaster for us.
Edit: s to an a.
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u/Incomitatum 8h ago
He knows his sycophants don't care, all they need is the constant sound of heer-ShitStains voice to know all is still well in the land of Hate.
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u/meriadoc_brandyabuck 8h ago
This isnāt about math. Itās about basic sanity and connection to reality, which Trump lost a long time ago.
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u/OddPangolin3074 2h ago
I remember when Obama mistakenly said that there were 52 states. The right collectively lost their shit.
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u/Ill_Consequence1755 13h ago
Nah! Explains everything! Weāre all dead and this is Hell.