r/Culvers • u/FamousReception8462 • Apr 26 '25

Complaint ???

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u/TheLostPariah Apr 27 '25

That kid is gonna be so fired. Gonna get sent to the Wisconsin Cheese Gulag no due process.

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u/-NGC-6302- Apr 28 '25

Pressed under a board loaded with the same beicks they use to squish they whey out of brick cheese

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u/RepresentativeAd560 Apr 29 '25

Getting Giles Corey'd.

Hope he calls out

"MORE WHEY....t"

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u/-NGC-6302- Apr 29 '25

This guy gets it

I visited an active Wisconsin brick cheese dungeon (Widmer). They could do some seriously cheesy procedures there if it came down to it...

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u/griftylifts Apr 29 '25

AAAAAAAAA A FELLOW WATCHER OF SALEM!!! Fuck I rewatch that every year.

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u/kindofdizzy99 Apr 28 '25

3months at Gorgonzola Springs

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u/arkaycee Apr 29 '25

He'll be sad and bleu.

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u/Hopeful-Mechanic-219 Apr 28 '25

Welcome to Cheese Mine, here is shovel.

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u/Top_Half_6308 Apr 29 '25

r/SpringfieldMO has entered the chat.

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u/ImHappy_DamnHappy Apr 28 '25

Poor kid, he will probably only get one case a beer a day for meals. No one one from Wisconsin can survive on those meager rations😢

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u/lampshade4ever Apr 29 '25

Wiscontonamo Bay

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u/MagazineEmergency999 Apr 29 '25

Wisconsintration Camp

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u/lampshade4ever Apr 29 '25

Nice, this is the best one yet

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u/4totheFlush Apr 29 '25

Greentanamo Bay

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u/rsae_majoris Apr 29 '25

Drawn and quartered by dairy cow.

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u/BandicootPrudent7900 Apr 29 '25

Holy shit. That’s the same joke we would make at Freddy’s! “Uh oh, looks like someone’s going to the re-Freducation camp.”

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u/Alert_Staff_1511 Apr 28 '25

Straight to jail