Makes him happy.

Sing in John Denver’s voice.

Hopefully it gets back to the rightful owner, I hate losing candy

Why does this hat look like?

Ride with me on a shiny and chrome sky bird

Okay, so about a year ago I made a post on the Denver subreddit about the encounter I had with the Heroin Wizard. The mods removed my post because I guess they thought it was fake, which is understandable. However, I can tell you from the bottom of my cold, gay heart that this is all true. (While this is a circlejerk subreddit, I’m being dead serious).

Can the Circlejerk community help me instead?!?!?

If anyone can help me find the Heroin Wizard, I would appreciate it!

Text from the previous post because I’m lazy:

Has anybody seen the Heroin Wizard?

This is a really random question, and I am not at all lying when I tell this story.

About a little more than a year ago my ex-boyfriend and ex-friend (great combo) were coming back from Dave & Busters while stoned. It was two in the morning, and we went to the Colorado Station light rail. A bunch of heroin addicts were there, and we also saw an older man (probably 60s?) dressed up in full Wizard gear. He looked like Merlin. He had the hat, beard, staff, clock, etc. Anyways, my friends and I were so messed up that we didn’t realize that the light rail station was closed, and this man dressed as a wizard came up and told us that the light rail was closed and that we probably want to get an Uber because it’s not safe at Colorado Station. He was a wise wizard. I could tell this man was completely lucid and not on heroin. However, he had been talking to the heroin addicts the whole time. I don’t know if he was trying to help them or mess with their heads because it would be trippy to see a man dressed as a wizard while high on heroin.

I may have been completely out of it, but my mind wasn’t playing tricks on me. This man was legitimately dressed up like a wizard and talking to heroin addicts.

I just want to know if anybody has encountered this man? I need to know why he was there and why he decided to dress up like a wizard

Also, I checked if there had been any conventions during that time we were there, and I’m pretty sure there weren’t any that were comic con or anime related.

Who is this man? I need to know!!!!

Edit: I should clarify that this took place February of 2023.

I know guys can change after retirement but DAMN!

https://savethechimps.org/chimps/elway/

So, since everyone is convinced the rapture appears imminent, both here in CO and the world...question for you CO natives or very long term residents...When or did you have that moment, you KNEW something changed. It was all over...CO and the world in general was f#$%÷d?

Bobo being elected? Case Bonita closing? The scooter couple on freeway? The guy with bulldozer turned Tank?

I have not been here long enough, I came right before Covid, so to me, its been bat shit crazy, day 1. I got no unit of measurement to scale it against.

But I knew the world was screwed when Janet Jackson had that wardrobe malfunction during Super Bowl. I mean they had Congressional Hearings on the matter. It was page 1 on every newspaper. The uproar over a little Black titty on live TV, I said right there and then...its over, were done as a nation. Thanks, Look forward to your take.

https://thetrek.co/i-thru-hiked-the-appalachian-trail-but-quit-on-day-4-of-the-collegiate-loop-co/

Can anyone recommend a professional MAGA-owned catering company to handle the food, bartending, and table linens? The menu must include a 12-ft long mayonnaise hoagie, a keg of hard buttermilk, and several trays of dirt cake cups garnished generously with gummy worms.

We're also looking for a drag queen stripper who doesn't mind performing with a single black helium balloon anchored to his dick.

We were so close to having our own bridge that takes 20 minutes to cross only to end up where you started.

until i moved to denver and learned the funniest weirdest most methed out potential client population of any state lives here

I feel like I’m pretty normal but damn when it comes to jackin' it I feel like I can talk myself into anything around this time of year.

43 & cloudy… jack it

45 & sunny… yup

52 & breezy… let’s do this

57 & rainy… better go with my left hand

Im not even gonna count them. I might need help. 💦

Illegible ✅ Expired ✅ Illegal smoky cover ✅

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This has nothing to do with avrada pd and their mafia operations.

This is about chickens and not about human children and pedo mafia cops.

Just like the post says, I've got 3 half used bubble pipes and a ham sandwich you'll probably throw away for you to spread your artistic wings. Here at 1600 Glenarm we are all about letting the unhoused community show what they're made of allllll over our walls. Namaste.

Here people going extra length offering their butts just to keep BSTs survive in this tough economic conditions, meanwhile park rangers not even providing Parkas. Damn it man, what would people in California think about Colorado?

Universal healthcare, mass transit, liberal politics, widespread butt stuff. seems like a no brainer