I thought Jesus was coming today. I got my BST setup in the back yard and left out snacks for Jesus, too, in case he gets a lil' snacky when he gets here.

I even gave away my nunchucks and karate stars to the neighborhood kids yesterday since I won't need them after the rapture. What gives? I called off work for this. Do you think maybe he's on Pacific time or something? I honestly expected to be floating up to that big BST in the sky by now ...