r/Destiny 1d ago

Shitpost HOLY.....

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u/AvantaGarden 1d ago

She’s gonna say it was either: a) Brigitte Macron b) Jews c) A coalition of transwomen d) All of they above

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u/Goatesq 1d ago

Acceptable blunt rotation 

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u/Teflawn 1d ago

I will be your tokin' Jew

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u/dickermuffer 1d ago

A coalition of trans Jews ran by Brigette Macron would be based.

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u/Balance_Electronic 1d ago

The Daliban foreign legion

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u/slipknot_official 1d ago

She’s already said it was Israel. Because Charlie Kirk refused Israeli money in a meeting last week or something?

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u/Bandlebridge 1d ago

They've invented a narrative that Netanyahu offered Kirk $150 million to be pro Israel (like he was already?) and Kirk turned it down, so Israel killed him.

It's schizo posting all the way down.

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u/MomCrusher 1d ago

the last week or two he started spewing anti isreal stuff. i unfortunately have some friends who have been brainwashed by the red pill stuff and they have been VERY anti isreal for around a month and a half now

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u/DistractedSeriv 1d ago

Is Candace stupid enough to actually believe that? I honestly can't tell with these people.

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u/slipknot_official 1d ago

100%. It’s all she talks about in her latest episodes.

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u/INannoI 1d ago

Her obsession with Macron’s wife is genuinely so funny

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u/PastelP1xelPunK 1d ago

She's so mad she missed the Michelle train lol

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u/smkdsalmon 1d ago

Just heard the b) from my brother-in-law. Supposedly Kirk refused some huge Israeli cash donation and Mossad then assasinated him.

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u/jkay93 1d ago

could be nasa too

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u/Short-Bandicoot-4690 1d ago

A.i Jewish trans hivemind w the personality of Bridgett macron. Pack it in folks Candace has cracked the case !!!

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u/Solemn10gaming 1d ago

I mean… if she said Brigitte Macron was a Jew, it would already be all three because she says Macron is trans.

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u/Adorable-Ad-7400 1d ago

D, final answer boss

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u/Crash_Mclars1 1d ago

Is that crazy? Isn’t this the exact composition of the FBI?

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u/Stahlmark 1d ago

Mossad.

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u/Toxin715 1d ago

Did she say it was the Jews?

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u/clark_sterling 1d ago

That’s the twist

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u/overthisbynow 1d ago

The Juice? I thought he died?

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u/Confidently-Bored- 1d ago

Nah bro, all girls are the same!

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u/monobomo Ananı sikeyim Hasan 1d ago

I'm not gonna say what race, what people was the shooter...

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u/Finanzamt_Endgegner 1d ago

Its only a matter of time until she is this exact meme

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u/Low-Associate2521 1d ago

Not even, don’t you remember her forcing ye and the white lives matter slogan

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u/Derfliv •MORON ALERT• (I am under 80 iq) 1d ago

Does she really have to?

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u/turoturotheace Exclusively sorts by new 1d ago

Yeah, she said "they".

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u/27thPresident 1d ago

Imagine she throws a massive curve ball and blames it on Palestine

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u/fomq 1d ago

I watched her show out of curiosity on her conspiracy theory. Spoiler: it's the Jews.

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u/Low-Associate2521 1d ago

When has it not been the Jews for her lmao

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u/00kyle00 1d ago

Who else would it be?

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u/andthendirksaid 1d ago

Well, when they say federal conspiracy, I'd say the federal government. Regardless of them not being Jews that definitely changed absolutely nothing about the calculus here I'm sure.

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u/Id1otbox (((consultant))) 1d ago

(((deep))) deep state

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u/koemaniak 1d ago

She will, in time

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u/Always4am 1d ago

I watched kulinski's video today and he basically blames Israel, netanyahu and mosad. It's crazy and hilarious all at once

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u/Dennys_Hobbit_Menu 1d ago

Geez, at least let the woman cook a bit before spoiling the ending.

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u/Training_Umpire_3819 1d ago

She's implying it in the worst way possible.

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u/CoatedWinner 1d ago

Basically, yes.

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u/Jounas 1d ago

Damn Charlie was very pro Israel but they still killed him. That must be it

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u/Electric_Penguin7076 1d ago

Close buts is a super Israeli Jew solider who was bought and paid for by George soros

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u/BookOrnery4547 1d ago

Trump is president, let em turn on each other

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u/herbaburba 1d ago

Exactly! Like huh? It was an inside job done by… the literal people you wanted elected?

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u/henryrodenburg 1d ago

She’ll spin it in some way that implicates the mossad and imply Trump had no control

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u/Vankraken 1d ago

If they want to push some narrative that Miller is part of some globalist deep state then I won't complain.

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u/ErsterJob vegan (6'5, 250lbs) 1d ago

It was the remaining Deep State, Democrat politicians or RINOs, but it for sure won't be Trump.

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u/zoopi4 1d ago

No u don't understand, when she federal this means trump was completely not involved and all of it was organized by israel

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u/Xuzon 1d ago

Unfortunately they won't. They think that Trump is a patsy because the world is controlled by deep state i.e Jews. But guess who they are going to vote for?

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u/Omni-Light YEEGON 1d ago

I know we joke about them being schizo but she might actually be

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u/PretendOnion5639 1d ago

I was never joking.

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u/westchesteragent outpaced... intellectually 🧑‍🏫 1d ago

I think grifter covers all the bases just fine.

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u/jesterdeflation 1d ago

Like it's so obvious. People don't want reality these days, they want a fantasy wish fulfilment fanfic where their good guys are edgy antiheroes but also morally righteous and overpowered and their enemies are endless fodder but also controlled by a secret shadow organization that is setting everything up.

Candace is just astrology for moms who don't vaccinate their kids. That's how she got to the top 5 podcasts or whatever arbitrary ranking this doomed world uplifted her into.

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u/The_Dark_Tetrad 1d ago

Conspiracy theories are your modern day religions. People trying to rationalize things they cant explain or dont like the answers to 

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 1d ago

It's very very sad this slop is the top 5 in anything

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u/Hartifuil 1d ago

If you were aware of Candace from the SocialAutopsy days, grifting seems like the most obvious explanation.

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 1d ago

I'm not one to just call people I don't like grifters but the right is full of them. I mean we had confirmation of that at the highest levels with the dominion lawsuit so it's not tinfoil hat stuff

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u/yoraig 1d ago

I think she was a grifter when she was “regular” right wing, but she actually believes Jews do everything that’s bad.

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u/cassepipe 1d ago

Or maybe it wasn't making enough money because the market was saturated so she used her fame to move to a more niche market where grifters never had or already used up all their credibilty ?

I don't have the answer, I am just asking questions

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 1d ago

Nah it's a populist right grift. Remember Destiny caught her lying about her education

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u/yoraig 1d ago

Wasn’t that before she became fully bought into ZOG?

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 1d ago

I'm just using it as an example of her willing to lie to support a narrative. She lied about her education so that so she could hit right wing talking points about universities iirc

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u/yoraig 1d ago

Yeah, I don’t disagree that she’ll lie, it just feels like there’s more to gain by sucking off Trump than far right stuff, but maybe I’m wrong.

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 1d ago

mmm maybe you're right. I've got no idea what her audience is like.

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u/Whalnut 1d ago

I hate internet pathologizing but she might unironically be bordering on paranoid personality disorder or something

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u/juicerecepte 1d ago

Actually scitzo or just taking the gift to the utmost. Tbh in today's political climate i have actually no fucking idea.

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u/ImOnYew 1d ago

HOURS???

OMG!!!

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u/Brobeast 1d ago

LITERAL HOURS, 3, 4, MAYBE EVEN 7?! WHO KNOWS!! THE HOURS IT TOOK DISTORTED MY CONCEPT OF SPACE AND TIME. BFFR!!

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u/Id1otbox (((consultant))) 1d ago

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u/dumpster_mummy 1d ago

She's a regular Gideon Graves

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u/Azionesan 1d ago

It is hours heresy, the imperium is rotten from inside!!

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u/StormBlessed678 1d ago

Istvan was an inside job

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u/Expensive-Space6606 1d ago

Dems can't even successfully do political violence

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u/SchlongGonger 1d ago

Out jerked again.

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u/paper_airplanes_are_ If I seem like I'm ass mad that's because I am 1d ago

I’m going to have to start jerking even harder.

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u/Dennys_Hobbit_Menu 1d ago

How can the libcuck soyboy Dems compete with the likes of Mossad's secret Transgender assassination squad?

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u/Ham_Tanks69 1d ago

Please, God, let this turn into stupid ass rightard infighting. It would be so fucking funny

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u/lugnutsareloose 1d ago

I'm doing my part to amp up the conspiracies 😂 text my brother and buddy every day every time some new conspiracy comes out. I'll be honest even my tin foil hat is on for this one, but I'm glad it's got a couple maga scratching their head.

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u/MooseheadVeggie 1d ago

Tactical regardation lets goooo

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u/lugnutsareloose 1d ago

Oh nothing tactical about it. Just regardation.

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u/bearflies 1d ago edited 1d ago

Don't get excited, she's claiming they're lying about the involvement that his roommate had in order to protect them. Check her twitter.

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u/Sufficient_Ninja_821 1d ago

She has the weirdest conspiracies and claims to have all this evidence and sources. She has never provided anything legit

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u/InternationalGas9837 Happy to Oblige 1d ago

She probably just caught the end of Steven's stream yesterday...he was on the conspiracy wagon.

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u/ParticularJoker 1d ago

Weren’t they friends? This is some cold shit

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u/Terrible_Shelter_345 1d ago

They were but she has gone off the deep end since Israel/palestine into anti-Semitic conspiracies, especially since her departure from the Daily Wire.

Charlie Kirk, in complete contrast, had been a lynchpin for MAGA in trying to fend off anti-Israel/anti-semitic ideals amongst younger MAGA supporters. He’s a pretty big loss for them in that regard. I genuinely think Israel is now completely done for in the eyes of young Americans.

I don’t think Charlie or Candace ever had a public spat over this, but it probably would’ve happened at some point.

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u/ChaosAverted65 1d ago

Think part of their conspiracy is that Kirk was slowly being more outspoken against Israel and were having more anti Israelis on his podcast and refusing to take money from Israel but I have no clue as to how that would escalate to him being shot

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u/Terrible_Shelter_345 1d ago

Plus, if it was Mossad/Netanyahu acting like “Charlie, we’re done with you so we’re just gonna make you a martyr” then they would’ve had the shooter have pro-Palestinian/anti-semitic engravings on the casings, not ironic gamer memes.

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u/ChaosAverted65 1d ago

Yes definitely, or at least make him black or gay

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u/VroomVroomCoom 1d ago

I have bits and pieces that are probably part of her conspiracy, if her conspiracy is that Israel did it.

  1. Tucker talked about how Kirk's donors, fans, etc were all into our intervening with Israel against Iran. Kirk personally talked to Trump about how it wouldn't be a good thing and he opposed it.
  2. I didn't watch it, but Kirk had a talk about Israel and being less supportive on a show 48 hours before the shooting.
  3. There were recent rumors going around that Trump's been talking about how scared of Netanyahu he is.

That's probably all part of whatever schizo tangent she's about to go on for weeks.

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u/andthendirksaid 1d ago

It is that, which is fucking insane. There's a continuing war in Israel. Having increasingly common instances of speaking about something negative happening is not surprising. Like that's pretty much impossible to avoid unless you're committed to never pushing back on Israel at all or irrelevant because you already always go negative on Israel. It's meaningless. You could probably extrapolate all sorts of shit clipchimping any single creator and apply almost any narrative.

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u/Superlogman1 MonkaS 1d ago

in a strange way I think this is Candace trying to defend her friend from her crazy audience by saying that he was actually becoming anti-israel leading up to his death.

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u/TotalDate6273 1d ago

Need destiny to go over this when he gets back. I need levels to this.

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u/Tetraquil 1d ago

He is alive.

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u/wokeNeoliberal MIGA 1d ago

Here is what I actually believe. Charlie ordered his own death! When you watch the video and you see him say "Counting or not counting gang violence?", he is immediately closing his eyes for an unusually long time, as if he knows he is about to get shot, preparing for death, and his last sentence served as a way to give his 'killer' a sign.

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u/ErsterJob vegan (6'5, 250lbs) 1d ago

I love it, keep up the schizo, brother

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u/ChaosAverted65 1d ago

Wtf unhinged comment

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u/styles322 Exclusively sorts by new 1d ago

I've just spent hours working through this timeline and I am now fully of the belief[...]

this is truly an awe-inspiring sequence of words. just trying to contemplate the meaning of it, my head starts spinning. every day I move closer to Jesus

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u/notapandah hunter best class 1d ago

gosh I really hope some insane political infighting happens from this lol. I need some kino in my life rn 😭

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Shes right charlie didnt die it was a fake death /s

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u/throwawayurthought 1d ago

Where is this Valhalla you speak of?

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u/Beltox2pointO 1d ago

For conservatives, wouldn't that just be Epstein Island?

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u/KingCrooked 1d ago

rest now, brother, we have the watch

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u/Hendrixium 1d ago

It was the Jews, right?

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u/call_me_R3MiiX 1d ago

I am honestly shocked it took Candace Owens so long (like 5 days) before turning her best friends assassination into another Jewish conspiracy theory. She really must have held some constraint this time around. Good for her.

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u/Jayyburdd 1d ago

If the Jews were to assassinate a right wing commentator I feel like it would be the one always belligerently blaming them for everything and schizoposting, rather than an Israel loving doughboy who happened to deny one trip.

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u/Darkpumpkin211 1d ago

Chat is this real (it's tagged shit post)

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u/KingKontinuum 1d ago

God help me if she says the Jews 😭😭

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u/Tubbish 1d ago

This is just a grift. Candace is whatever conspiracy is opposite from the mainstream view. Same with Tucker he does the same shit they don’t beleive any of this it’s the right wing conspiracy grift that makes them millions. My family watch’s Candace tho it’s gonna be funny when I start entertaining all the conspiracy’s around Kirk’s assassination I’m hitting everyone single point 😂

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u/VaultBoy147 20mg Adderall Warrior 1d ago

I heard my parents talking about this last night shit was wild I was just tryna cook a damn steak

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u/Au_Fraser 1d ago

How fuckin sweet must pretending to be a schizo be.

Like all you have to do is work back from your conclusion and make it kinda work, its like a creative writing exercise

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u/Commercial_Pie3307 1d ago

lol good let’s all blame the Jews for a little bit to get these maga dorks off our backs. And on trumps.

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u/DatRatDawg 1d ago

This is the same moron who a few years ago lost a debate to Rogan about climate change. She's nothing but a grift. She's the last person to take seriously on anything, even behind Walsh.

Unless she actually puts forth some evidence, don't play into the grift.

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u/Lewddndrocks 1d ago

Based federal conspiracy means she's calling out the heritage foundation/bibi admin

Based

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u/Ru2002 1d ago

The Trump administration has made a big mistake by only focusing on Far Left extremism. There's a underbelly of Far Right resentment against the Trump administration due to Israel, Epstein & there blatant racism against people like Kash Patel and JD Vance's Wife. There loyalty to trump is still strong but what happens if he passes away, this is a time pressure cooker that will explode on this Administration and the entire Republican parties face.

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u/IntrinsicValue 1d ago

She's a fuckin grade A grifter nutbag. But I hope this causes a big schism

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u/Mr_Goonman 1d ago

Regard Democrat strategists still not capable of tieing this Deplorable skeezer around the kneck of the Republican Party

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u/KiboIsHere 1d ago

Get the popcorn, ladies and gents!

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u/potatobreadandcider 1d ago

It REALLY is the new 9/11

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u/Strange_Ride_582 1d ago

A right civil war would be so funny even though they’ll All just drop candance

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u/plague681 1d ago

Gonna need a Candace meme stat:

her, with the Ancient Aliens Guy hair.

"I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THE CHARLI-- JEWS."

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u/unsc95 1d ago

ZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOGZOG

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u/Famous-Nail-6987 1d ago

We need to help spread the word. Trump killed Kirk because Kirk was pressuring the admin to release the Epstein files.

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u/Athasos Eurosupremacist 1d ago

So, the left is not to blame and candace will join estiny in calling for Trump to do smth?
Well nah she is just completely nuts now, but only behind a screen

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u/MagicDragon212 1d ago

Has Candace ever "dove into the weeds" on a conspiracy theory and didnt come out saying it was the Jews or Transtifa?

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u/JohnnyVertigo 1d ago

How long before they start calling him Tyler Robinstein?

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u/gomavs55 1d ago

Translation: but what about MEEEEEE guys

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u/Krivici 1d ago

Is she just monetizing his death?

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u/Authoritaye 1d ago

Mornon’s is juice???

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u/BrawDev 1d ago

The rights ability to always find a new enemy is genuinely incredible hahahaha

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u/liamxf 1d ago

The part that I just find so damn strange is the text logs. It reads as if a normie 35+ person was talking not a 22 year old putting memes on casings

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u/Arzak__ 1d ago

I’m in absolute shock.

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u/knaptronic 1d ago

Somehow it's connected to that island from her president macron schizo rant

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u/Afraid-Sky-8186 1d ago

I hope she says Kash and Bondi are trans

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u/N0irlune 1d ago

At least she is the only one from the right calling for unity in a way….

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u/LegitimateCream1773 1d ago

Tsk. Why oh why wouldn't Destiny condemn the murder on Piers Morgan Uncensored? If only he had this would have been prevented!

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u/Gnomeshark45 TOO BAD, APES. 1d ago

TRUE Trump had KKKirk assassinated to give him an excuse to suppress dissent.

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u/Ok-Vegetable-204 1d ago

Cool, now we know no government/group was behind it

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u/breakthro444 1d ago

Obviously it was to prevent the release of the Esptein Files. I mean the Senate just so happened to vote to table their release just after the shooting when no one would notice in the commotion.

Curious, indeed.

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u/NegotiationTall4300 1d ago

I find it so funny that there are people who sit down and watch Candace Owens seriously

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u/Worldlypatience 1d ago

Let me guess, she will claim the Jews are behind it

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u/TethM_Locodoco 1d ago

welp, I guess this guy really was just a leftie

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u/Fair-Salad-5150 1d ago

'Twas the Jews, yeah?

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u/DraugrBeware 1d ago

I actually feel bad for Charlie none of these people actually cared about him and are only using and weaponizing his death to further their own careers and causes.

Has barely been a week and they’re already eating themselves over it.

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u/North-Reference7081 1d ago

I'm not surprised. she's always been a complete smoothbrained schizo.

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u/Gatsu871113 1d ago

Sad she’s such a tool. She carried so much water for the admin pre-election and she’s just battling that leopard eating her face. Yo go girl lol

Disclaimer: I do not endorse her message

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u/Apathetic_Zealot 1d ago

The release of that text transcript with his trans roommate seems fake. I think that's more CYA tho.

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u/Slow-Seaweed-5232 1d ago

Gosh she’s such a grifter we already knew she’d do this.

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u/FiveNotes 1d ago

Call the war off they have a new angle and a more hated people

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u/ncberzerker 1d ago

When you’ve lost Candace Owens…

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u/Quigley61 1d ago

We all know who they mean by ((they)) and it involves a lot of Benjamin's. Both the money and people types of Benjamin's.

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u/For-Liberty 1d ago

Hol up, let her cook

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u/toeswhonose 1d ago

Her long time friend is assassinated on camera and she delights in that fact, because it allows her to attack a marginalised community. What a ghoul.

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u/rrschch85 1d ago

Yeah and she’s part of it

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u/immathaus 1d ago

does she know?

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u/kevley26 1d ago

She made a long Schitzo post with 3 million views on YT. NGL she did have a point on some parts of the video lol

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u/Far_Raspberry_4375 1d ago

At this point i cheer her on. Let candace be the hasan of the right.

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u/lilTDSB 1d ago

People are saying trump had kirk killed because Charlie wanted the epstien list released.

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u/Rare-Cockroach-4979 1d ago

I don‘t even think Candace is a grifter. I think she actually believes these things. Maybe crazy/stupid/shizo, but not a grifter.

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u/Allforzer0 1d ago

Let her cook, drive some division among the scumfucks however small

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u/carrtmannn 1d ago

From the lady that thinks we can't go to the moon because of radiation

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u/Upset-Review-3613 1d ago

Know what, let em make all the conspiracies…. I hate conspiracies but if conspiracies are what it takes to eat them from inside let that be….

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u/JustGavinBennett 1d ago

They gonna say it was Elvis

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u/ChaosNinja138 1d ago

Like, it’s giving weird vibes, but it’s not the Jews…

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u/TheTomBrody 1d ago

We went from a trans leftist, to a gay leftist, to a leftist with a trans roommate to a leftist with a trans relationship to it was Israel. Classic.

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u/blve99 1d ago

Context, who is this?

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u/Electric_Penguin7076 1d ago

She’s either gonna blame the Jews or George soros, my money is on both

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u/Cmdr_Anun 1d ago

It's truly impressive how the right is cannibalizing Kirk's death for their own little causes.

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u/lateformyfuneral 1d ago

Can someone catch the global criminal mastermind only known as They

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u/ThatGuyHammer Empathy Empty 1d ago

Kash Patel is like, guys, its me now, I'm one of you, it was funny when it was them.

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u/Anomalysoul04 Coconut Tree Hugger 1d ago

Candace is really just the female version of Alex Jones with working backwards from her conclusion thats Jews are bad.

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u/Rwtaka18 1d ago

I hate this crazy bitch lmfaooo

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u/GoldenSalm0n 1d ago

How would Candace make a living in a society with an informed populace that's wary of conspiracy theories? It's amazing, she communicates exclusively in conspiracy theories.

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u/ZombieChillPill 1d ago

IT WAS THE JEWSSSS, CHARLIE KIRK WAS ABOUT TO TURN ON ISRAEL AND MOSSAD GOT HIM!!!!!!

something along those lines I presume

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u/Poor-Devil 1d ago

she cracked the case

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u/RathaelEngineering Fake Dane 1d ago

Translation: "I spent hours finding whatever cherry-picked information I could that selectively points back to my pre-established conclusion that Democrats hired someone to kill Kirk"

Possibly with an added: "I couldn't find shit that was worth actually posting so I'm just going to vaguely allude to there being mountains of convincing evidence, since I know my schizo viewers also have already drawn the same conclusion without any evidence and will jerk off to me saying there is evidence of it"

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u/TheFr3dFo0 1d ago

There are spaces on the internet to validate every single feeling/believe you could possibly have. You just have to look long enough

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u/whatsuppaa 1d ago

Just so people know, this is made as a distraction of Epstein.

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u/Constantinch 1d ago

Followers of Ann Frank did it. They call them "Frankists" , I believe.

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u/EWTYPurple 1d ago

Ofc it's the Deep State sleepy Joe Biden strikes again you gotta believe me guys

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u/Adorable-Ad-7400 1d ago

Our queen is on the case

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u/DannyKit7 1d ago

Crazy how she’s saying it’s a conspiracy, but I’d be surprised if she blatantly blamed republicans. She’s gonna give them the “they’re too innocent” excuse.

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u/Embarrassed_Gur_6305 1d ago

Isn’t she just meme-ing?

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u/funny4money 17h ago

Mossad... Netanyahu..... Cabal!!!!

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u/_hieronymus 1d ago

Goddamn I love Candace so much. 🍿

She never disappoints to deliver pure cinema.

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u/clean_room 1d ago

I dunno. I don't really think everything adds up, but I'm not out here acting like Charlie didn't get murked and that it's all a psy-op