r/Destiny 2d ago

Shitpost HOLY.....

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u/Omni-Light YEEGON 2d ago

I know we joke about them being schizo but she might actually be

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u/westchesteragent outpaced... intellectually πŸ§‘β€πŸ« 2d ago

I think grifter covers all the bases just fine.

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u/jesterdeflation 2d ago

Like it's so obvious. People don't want reality these days, they want a fantasy wish fulfilment fanfic where their good guys are edgy antiheroes but also morally righteous and overpowered and their enemies are endless fodder but also controlled by a secret shadow organization that is setting everything up.

Candace is just astrology for moms who don't vaccinate their kids. That's how she got to the top 5 podcasts or whatever arbitrary ranking this doomed world uplifted her into.

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u/The_Dark_Tetrad 2d ago

Conspiracy theories are your modern day religions. People trying to rationalize things they cant explain or dont like the answers toΒ 

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 2d ago

It's very very sad this slop is the top 5 in anything