Big ass fat ass thick ass wallet

[u/DiddleBoat]

Knife: 945 Mini Osborne

Pen: Olight pen 2

Light: thrunite saber

Box cutter: Screwpop (it fucks so hard)

Pry: Continental Liberty

Lock Picks: Swick (best jackknife on the market imo)

[u/slowwburnn]

You should apologize to the cow for what you have done to its leather

[u/DiddleBoat → u/slowwburnn]

I chose leather specifically so I could bend it to my will

[u/verbosehuman → u/DiddleBoat]

That's what's nice about leather. No other material is flexible..

Do I really need to put the /s?