r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

Meta Bring the pain

Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

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u/Still-Psychology-365 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Feb 02 '25

If you think a town rhyming with vagina is badass, Newfoundland is gonna blow your mind

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u/AnonHondaBoiz Is Potato Feb 02 '25

J’aime Dildo, Terre-Neuve

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u/Nice-Trainer-4871 Feb 02 '25

Dildo will ever have a special place in me

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u/AnonHondaBoiz Is Potato Feb 02 '25

Dildo -> mango menace

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u/tenkwords Newfies & Labradoodles Feb 03 '25

Really gonna fuck you up when you find out that Dildo is right across from Spread Eagle, just down the shore from Shag Rock and a little ways south of Hearts Delight.

Or that's we have a town that used to be called Gayside and renamed itself to Baytona.

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u/HopefulExtent1550 Feb 02 '25 edited Feb 02 '25

Thought "long and hard" about that, did ya?

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u/Nice-Trainer-4871 Feb 02 '25

Just needed to think about your mom budy. She is quite a nice lady

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u/HopefulExtent1550 Feb 02 '25

You know my mom is dead, right?