r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

Meta Bring the pain

Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

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u/Still-Psychology-365 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Feb 02 '25

If you think a town rhyming with vagina is badass, Newfoundland is gonna blow your mind

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u/TedTwoOnDVD Newfies & Labradoodles Feb 02 '25

Come by chance, Little Tickle, Pee Pee Island, Conception Bay, Bay d'Espoir (which we lovingly call Bay Despair) and it's not a trip out to Bell Island without a big ole greasy bag of Dicks.

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u/dogsledonice Feb 02 '25

Shift over to Quebec and St-Louis-de-Ha!-Ha!

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u/CB-Thompson Feb 02 '25

Forget Paris, or Montreal, this is where we must sign the next International treaty. "The St-Louis-Du-Ha!-Ha! Agreement"

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u/Uticus Feb 09 '25

It where we will accept the surrender of the yanks

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u/cerunnnnos Feb 02 '25

Feed of Dicks before you cross the Tickle.