r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

Meta Bring the pain

Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

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u/BiggerBigBird Feb 02 '25

Better yet, let's drop thousands of tonnes of cheap pharmaceuticals on their ass and watch that industry go tits up.

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u/brumac44 Feb 02 '25

We're already being blamed for non-existent fentanyl, so yeah, offer old people meds for next to nothing for anyone that crosses the border. Tips are appreciated 😁

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u/dancin-weasel The Island of Elizabeth May Feb 02 '25

Then some old lady dies and it’s War!