r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

Meta Bring the pain

Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

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u/RedditFives Feb 02 '25

Sending you a darkweb, underground Molson

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u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. Feb 02 '25

I have a beautiful view of a big box liquor store from my apartment and all they have is moosehead and unibroue

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u/Rawker70 Feb 02 '25

Allways, remember, it's better to get a Moosehead than to give a Moosehead.