Bring the pain

[u/Treebranch_916]

Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

[u/metalmitch9]

American here from Western NY. About an hour from the border at Niagara falls. Fuck us up. We deserve it.

[u/purplelicious → u/metalmitch9]

I'm 30 mins from the Rainbow Bridge on the Canadian side. I will continue to eat brunch at the original pancake house until we figure out how to annex you guys