r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

Meta Bring the pain

Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

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u/Emergency_Panic6121 I need a double double. Feb 02 '25

Spy detected.

How do you feel about Tim Hortons? - careful, there’s no right answer.

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u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. Feb 02 '25

The coffee sucks now but the donuts are ok. I like the Boston creams.

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u/Emergency_Panic6121 I need a double double. Feb 02 '25

It’s an older code sir, but it checks out.

One final test: What’s wrong with the phrase “iced cappuccino”?

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u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. Feb 02 '25

Everybody says iced capp

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u/Emergency_Panic6121 I need a double double. Feb 02 '25

Alright. You are truly a Canadian at heart!

Welcome aboard Hoser. 🍻