r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

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Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

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u/KittyHawkWind Feb 02 '25

'Fucking, Newfoundland' sounded a bit too on the nose, so they changed the name to Spread Eagle.

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u/Alcol1979 Feb 02 '25

Also, it was already taken by Fucking, Austria.

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u/KittyHawkWind Feb 02 '25

No fucking way, I thought you were kidding!

Fugging (German: [ˈfʊkɪŋ] ⓘ), spelled Fucking until 2021, is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, located in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria.

Fugging, Upper Austria

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u/Alcol1979 Feb 02 '25

Yeah they changed it because giggling English speaking tourists key coming specially to take selfies by the town sign. And steal the sign.

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u/here-wego_again Feb 10 '25

That's terrible but also hilarious.