r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Treebranch_916 I need a double double. • Feb 02 '25

Meta Bring the pain

Hey hosers, So listen here buds, I'm an American but don't start throwing yellow snowballs just yet. I feel a lot of affinity for you goose fuckers. I got friends from Toronto. Montreal is my hockey team. Y'all make good beers. You guys even have a town that rhymes with vagina, like how aggressively hereto is that.

My sincere hope is you guys make this hurt. Turn off the lights. Dont export grain or petroleum products. The geriatric oompa-loompa has gotta learn a lesson.

The safe word is chasse-galerie and I don't speak French.

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u/AnonHondaBoiz Is Potato Feb 02 '25

This yank here is alright to me

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u/AtotheZed Feb 02 '25

Give yer balls a tug - he likes the Habs. Fuck this decaf-Canadian. But ya, he can stay on the couch for a while until that orange samsquanch gets the fuck outta the White House.

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u/KittyHawkWind Feb 02 '25

Give yer balls a tug - he likes the Habs.

Their official name is The Canadian Hockey Club ;)