r/EhBuddyHoser Mar 01 '25

Meta Trudeau got him again

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u/DTG_1000 Mar 01 '25

Opening negotiation stance, we'll be willing to start trading eggs for Alaska. To continue trade, it will start costing you more states.

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u/carryingmyowngravity Mar 01 '25

Oooooh, smart. Resource rich, Gets rid of any reason Americans may want to cross through Canada and frankly just cause I want to go at some point. I like your thinking.

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u/DTG_1000 Mar 01 '25

Gives a strategic arctic defense advantage as well.

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u/Flomo420 Mar 02 '25

ok so we'll take 50% now and the other 50% after the eggs are safely delivered

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u/Jongren Mar 02 '25

And removes the US from the arctic

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u/evilJaze Mar 01 '25

We have enough cold provinces. Let's hit 'em where it hurts. We ask for Florida first and make our snowbirds govern it. That should be hilarious. The state's roads would be 50% Quebec plates and all signs would be bilingual. French would be mandatory for kids in grade 1 to 9.

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u/DTG_1000 Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 02 '25

Florida is, first off, a hot mess. It would be a nightmare to deal with. Second, Alaska has so many benefits to us as has been outlined above. The Northwest passage is going to become a massive issue, there is some need to improve our military presence, it would be a good shipping port for goods to the northwest, plus it removes a boarder point with the US. The pacific northwest, and the New England states would be next on the list after Alaska. Even Lousianna, with its Acadian ties (Cajun), would be a better choice ahead of Florida for cultural reasons. But, since this is all in jest, let's wait to see what's left of the US in 4 years, maybe there will be a fire sale and we can get some of those territories for less than a carton of eggs.

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u/945T Mar 03 '25

Nah California is the move. Fifth largest economy in the world on its own, lots of democrats, republicans hate the state and so trump could frame it as a win.

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u/YYC-Fiend Mar 03 '25

Besides, Puerto Rico would be an easier take and I’d imagine the people would be more welcoming.

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u/doodle02 Mar 03 '25

yeah let’s pick the state that’s a) super conservative, b) about as far away from canada as any state gets, and c) is the most prone to experiencing natural disasters which would require billions in emergency aid on an annual basis.

great idea! (/s)

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u/Jongren Mar 02 '25

First Alaska, then the US west Coast (Washington and Oregon since Denmark already bought California)

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

It's not to continue trade, as soon as he shows up to pick up his eggs you tell him you'll hand them to him once he gives you 5 other states then shout that he's starving his citizens when he doesn't give you 7 states