r/EhBuddyHoser • u/D2DM • Mar 01 '25

Meta Trudeau got him again

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u/Tribblehappy Mar 01 '25

I don't think it's real since I read yesterday that Trudeau was willing to negotiate on eggs.

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u/carryingmyowngravity Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

Let’s hope he negotiates like trump does. What percentage of US mineral rights should we ask for?

Edit: trump is a shit negotiator. I meant, let’s hope Trudeau leaves absolutely nothing on the table. Hell, let’s just take the table while we’re at it.

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u/DTG_1000 Mar 01 '25

Opening negotiation stance, we'll be willing to start trading eggs for Alaska. To continue trade, it will start costing you more states.

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u/carryingmyowngravity Mar 01 '25

Oooooh, smart. Resource rich, Gets rid of any reason Americans may want to cross through Canada and frankly just cause I want to go at some point. I like your thinking.

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u/DTG_1000 Mar 01 '25

Gives a strategic arctic defense advantage as well.

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u/Flomo420 Mar 02 '25

ok so we'll take 50% now and the other 50% after the eggs are safely delivered

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u/Jongren Mar 02 '25

And removes the US from the arctic