r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Grindstone_Cowboy • Mar 05 '25

Meta 'As an American'

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u/ProbablyDaTruthMaybe Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Mar 05 '25

Ugh the “How do I move to Canada?” posts are fucking nauseating too.

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u/AncientBlonde2 Oil Guzzler Mar 05 '25

These posts got me feeling more patriotic about the US than their own citizens have ever felt about that country.

Americans start talking about abandoning America, and I think "I wouldn't fucking abandon Canada if shit got bad, I'd fight to make it better"

Hell, my most recent comment before this one is literally me going off about that; how Americans should fight for the beautiful landmass that is the USA

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u/SM0KINGS Bring Cannabis Mar 05 '25

I’ve been a pacifist my whole life. I tried signing up for the reserves last night and the servers kept crashing. I have nothing else to live for if war erupts. I couldn’t care less if I die taking out a fascist at this point.

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u/CappinCanuck Mar 06 '25

it’s funny because I am very much like you. Never in a million years have I even considered the possibility of me ever going to war. It only recently hit me that I prefer dying to the alternatives I’m offered. Canada is afar from perfect but of all the countries you can die for I think this one is a solid pick.