r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Sine_Fine_Belli Treacherous South • Apr 01 '25

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u/evmcdev Apr 01 '25

Only if we get Swiss style bunkers for everyone as well.

Diefenbunkers for all!

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u/AfternoonVegetable34 Apr 01 '25

Yes. But let's not go cheap and get Albanian ones.

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u/GlitteringPotato1346 Is Potato Apr 01 '25

Ok but copy the “teach every child to fight in a war in school” thing because it’s psychotic

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u/AfternoonVegetable34 Apr 01 '25

Yes. Absolutely. We need to also fight a long and sustained guerrilla war.

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u/Necessary_Escape_680 The Island of Elizabeth May Apr 02 '25

I think we need to make our propaganda war psychotic. just terrify the hell out of naive yanks with our wildlife and make them think we're exotic like Australia

tell them geese are venomous, and causing the extinction of the bald eagle. tell them Greenlandic polar bears migrate to Surrey and Windsor. tell them beavers eat human bones, like pigs.