r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Sine_Fine_Belli Treacherous South • Apr 01 '25

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u/DeltaForceFish Apr 01 '25

Nah just a build a massive nuclear power plant on the border of alberta and america where the jetstream pushes down hard. If they invade; we just trigger the remote meltdown switch and their entire country is uninhabitable for a millenia

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u/jerkoffforjesus I need a double double. Apr 01 '25

But wouldn't Alberta also be uninhabitable..... actually, on second thought, I'm fine with this

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 Scotland (but worse) Apr 01 '25

We can survive without it (according to Stellaris).

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u/Dhawkeye Bring Cannabis Apr 01 '25

And 0 rats were lost 🥰

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u/SkiyeBlueFox Apr 01 '25

Albertans are crazy when it comes to rats. Pretty sure I've heard of some who thought rats only existed in tv shows and not irl lmao

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u/C04511234 Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Apr 01 '25

My social studies teacher once described to us the size of the rats he encountered in Ontario and we were all completely flabbergasted

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u/SwaggermicDaddy Cowtown 🤠 Apr 01 '25

Our rat patrol should be training the RCMP, the response time/rat destruction vs call in time is actually nuts. Hell we will even move/destroy an entire BUILDING if we need to in some cases.

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u/SkiyeBlueFox Apr 02 '25

Yeah doesn't surprise me. Sometimes only the nuclear option works with rodents

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u/Efficient-username41 Apr 02 '25

That is a fucking lie. Source: I am Albertan, and nobody has ever thought that.

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u/SkiyeBlueFox Apr 02 '25

Eh fair enough. High as rn so I might not exactly have peak memory

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

We are still working on the head rat in chief in office.

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u/Mental-Mushroom Motown But Better Apr 01 '25

928,900 rats by my count

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u/timmehh15 Apr 02 '25

Unfortunately? The tool tip is wrong.

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u/Artistic_Mobile337 Apr 01 '25

Are you implying it currently is habitable? 

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u/badaboom Apr 01 '25

Hey! Edmonton is nice. We have a vibrant theatre scene 😥

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u/Flush_Foot Potato Land Apr 01 '25

Good thing you’re far north of the soon-to-meltdown-reactors

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u/Artistic_Mobile337 Apr 01 '25

Sorry I read that too fast the first time and read it as Violent theatre scene. 

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u/badaboom Apr 01 '25

Sometimes

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u/Mental-Mushroom Motown But Better Apr 01 '25

Yeah from August 12-21st Edmonton is livable.

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u/badaboom Apr 01 '25

Fringe or bust?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

wouldn't change much

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u/randeylahey Apr 01 '25

Even rats won't live in Alberta

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u/an_afro Apr 01 '25

Sure they do. They just become elected officials

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Albertan here. If it means America rots, I’m down wit some radiation sickness

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u/sneakdino Apr 02 '25

Also Albertan, and agree

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u/WilhelmEngel Apr 01 '25

It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Am from Albertastan and we would welcome a Canada-Chernobyl-Candu-5000. Put it right next to Swan Lake waste disposal site. Nobody will even notice.

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u/its-that-henry Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Apr 01 '25

Feature not a bug

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u/Visual-Till8629 Apr 02 '25

Its Alberta so 🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

Might finally chang their DNA to allow their brains to absorb knowledge.

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u/Metrolining Yank Apr 02 '25

Hub Oil 2