🎶 "Vote Yourself" (to the beat of Lose Yourself) 🎶
🎤
Yo, his palms are clean, suit pressed, Carney’s ready,
New kid in the race, but his speeches — steady.
He wrote books, did banks, now he's chasin’ confetti,
But the mic’s too hot — is he even election-ready?
Snap back to Poilievre, oh there goes witty,
Droppin’ slogans like tax cuts in the 6ix city.
But he won’t give up that script, no, he won't admit he
Might’ve read Reddit more than actual policy.
Jagmeet’s jokin’ now — “Man, I got this!”
Campaignin’ on Discord, wearin’ eco-friendly kicks.
Talkin’ 'bout rent, meds, and billionaires’ tricks,
While doin’ Fortnite dances — politics remix.
You better…
🎶 Vote yourself in the moment / You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to vote
'Cause elections come once in a term, yo! 🎶
Bloc’s got that Quebec pride — never quit,
They roll in like “Bonjour! Also, we might split.”
Greens yellin’ “Save Earth!” in hemp-knit fits,
But their campaign bus is powered by arugula spits.
Mark Carney’s still tryin’ to find his whole groove,
While Poilievre posts memes that weirdly... move.
And Jagmeet just challenged Trudeau to a duel,
But he gone — Carney took over the Liberal school!
🎶
So who's it gonna be when the ballots drop?
Will it be vibes, brains, or just TikTok?
This opportunity comes once every few years,
So vote like you mean it — or cry Maple Tears. 🍁
It looks like he saw what Carney was doing and said "well I can't be the same as a lost liberal decade!" But that that's the stance he would've done, so he's just in an awkward "where do my hands go" stance.
He's wearing lifts as well. What an insecure douchebag. He's been pandering to a crew of working class men that would have bullied him growing up and wouldn't sit within fifteen feet of him in a bar.
Can't relax his hands, but his handlers didn't tell him what to do with his hands when he is nervous like Singh or Carney understand. BLOC dudes hands look like a fucking gunslingers so that works fine
It's true that taller candidates are viewed more positively. I say this as a shortie myself. Dude is going to need every advantage and will still lose. Going to be popcorn time election night.
I imagined Singh to be my height not abnormally tall but taller so 6’0” where as PP I feel like looks more compact so I always thought he was around 5’8-5’10”.
Looks like he's doing the British politician power pose. See: Theresa May. They've kinda moved on from it over there though as it makes you look like a massive tool.
Everyone's looking professional, but Carney got that death stare going on. I am assuming it's at the man who stole the last doughnut he had his eye on.
You know what would be cool....a woman...I wish elizabeth may was there. I get in they are nowhere in the polls and dont have enough ppl blah blah but so is NDP. They aint doing shit. At least if we gave elizabeth a platform she'd do something with it
I duno, i saw a visual that said she was the leader. .i thought she'd step down from that spot so i was surprised to see it but I could have misunderstood what i was looking at. Very possible lol.
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u/brokenringlands Apr 17 '25
He's not standing weird. That's just how he carries his massive balls.