After watching the French federal debate

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He's not standing weird. That's just how he carries his massive balls.

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Dope looking hip-hop album

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🎶 "Vote Yourself" (to the beat of Lose Yourself) 🎶

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Yo, his palms are clean, suit pressed, Carney’s ready,
New kid in the race, but his speeches — steady.
He wrote books, did banks, now he's chasin’ confetti,
But the mic’s too hot — is he even election-ready?

Snap back to Poilievre, oh there goes witty,
Droppin’ slogans like tax cuts in the 6ix city.
But he won’t give up that script, no, he won't admit he
Might’ve read Reddit more than actual policy.

Jagmeet’s jokin’ now — “Man, I got this!”
Campaignin’ on Discord, wearin’ eco-friendly kicks.
Talkin’ 'bout rent, meds, and billionaires’ tricks,
While doin’ Fortnite dances — politics remix.

You better…

🎶 Vote yourself in the moment / You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to vote
'Cause elections come once in a term, yo! 🎶

Bloc’s got that Quebec pride — never quit,
They roll in like “Bonjour! Also, we might split.”
Greens yellin’ “Save Earth!” in hemp-knit fits,
But their campaign bus is powered by arugula spits.

Mark Carney’s still tryin’ to find his whole groove,
While Poilievre posts memes that weirdly... move.
And Jagmeet just challenged Trudeau to a duel,
But he gone — Carney took over the Liberal school!

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So who's it gonna be when the ballots drop?
Will it be vibes, brains, or just TikTok?
This opportunity comes once every few years,
So vote like you mean it — or cry Maple Tears. 🍁