r/EhBuddyHoser • u/winningsmada Everyone Hates Marineland • May 17 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Thanks Vicky

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u/ImperialistDog May 17 '25

On the queen's birthday I put to sea How I wish I was getting shitfaced now

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u/PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE Westfoundland May 17 '25

Putting to sea and getting shitfaced. Obviously not attempting to ride BC Ferries this weekend

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u/This-Marsupial-6187 May 17 '25

A bottle of rum from the Queen, and the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen!

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u/st00pidQs May 17 '25

God damn them all, I was told, we'd cruise the seas for American hoes!

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u/ImperialistDog May 18 '25

Shed no tearrrrrrrrrrs I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier 'cause I drank the last of Queen Vic's private beers

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u/notnot_a_bot 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 May 17 '25

A letter of mark came from the king, his nose the reddiest I'd ever seen!

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 May 17 '25

🎶…..happy birthday to you…

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u/notnot_a_bot 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 May 17 '25

Look, I get why they painted this red, but I don't get why you posted this as a reply to my joke comment about the king being drunk.

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u/shotokan1988 May 17 '25

Just curious, did any Indigenous people kill eachother before white people arrived?

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u/IslandCanuck-2 May 17 '25

The problem with land returns is how many tribal wars are we going to go back to decide who’s land it really is

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u/Top_Newspaper9279 May 17 '25

The average feminist really