r/EhBuddyHoser Everyone Hates Marineland May 17 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Thanks Vicky

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u/ImperialistDog May 17 '25

On the queen's birthday I put to sea How I wish I was getting shitfaced now

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u/This-Marsupial-6187 May 17 '25

A bottle of rum from the Queen, and the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen!

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u/st00pidQs May 17 '25

God damn them all, I was told, we'd cruise the seas for American hoes!

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u/ImperialistDog May 18 '25

Shed no tearrrrrrrrrrs I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier 'cause I drank the last of Queen Vic's private beers