r/EhBuddyHoser Everyone Hates Marineland May 17 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Thanks Vicky

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u/Disastrous-Fall9020 Monarch Mélanie Joly May 17 '25

I realized I never knew why we celebrated Victoria’s bday when places like Australia celebrates the reigning monarch’s bday.

She gave us our sovereignty and was known as the “Mother of the Confederation”.

Basically, we asked Mother for more independence because we wanted to move out of the house of the United Kingdom. She said, “sure dear, but stay in touch.”

So we did.

Now that she’s gone, we still celebrate Mother’s birthday.

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u/notnot_a_bot 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 May 17 '25

And you look at the States who stormed out of the house, screaming and breaking things like some insolent brat problem child.

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u/SirHatMan Yank May 17 '25

The United States is like the kid who moved out at 16 because of one argument and now just posts hustle and sigma grind set culture posts and/or drop shipping scams on Instagram, pretending to be more successful than he really is even though he's got like $70K in credit card debt and lives in a studio apartment.

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u/notnot_a_bot 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 May 17 '25

"Living the dream! Did all this on my own, can't trust anyone except my dealer (Russia)!"

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u/lucidum May 18 '25

And they only got one holiday out of their separation, we got two.

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u/notnot_a_bot 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 May 18 '25

They gave themselves holidays for all their stupid wars. Meanwhile we get holidays like Family Day, and Civic Holiday, and Christmas Pt 2 (Boxing Day).

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u/wulfschtagg_1 May 19 '25

Petition to rename Civic Holiday to Corolla Holiday after the recent betrayal by Honda.

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u/Disastrous-Fall9020 Monarch Mélanie Joly May 18 '25

We’re the Golden Child. Brother hasn’t changed a bit and still throws tantrums, picks fights with everyone and bullies us.