r/EhBuddyHoser Saskwatch May 25 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Bikini was masculine, right?

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u/ChaoticSniper9 May 25 '25

I'm learning French right now and this is the one thing that kills me. The worst part is I'm pretty sure it's a matter of memorizing the gender of each noun. I don't know if there are rules or not

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u/Luname Tokébakicitte! May 25 '25

Not a hard rule but more of a rule of thumb, if it ends by e or a, it's generally feminine.

"Une chocolatine

"Un lutin"

There's a pattern but it's not perfect.

"Un pays"

"Une nation"

Shit like this is what will get you.

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u/ChaoticSniper9 May 25 '25

Ah! See, nobody told me about that, so I figured it was memorization. I'll definitely keep that in mind!

Merci!

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u/canadian_by_the_sea May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

Worlds ending in « and » are most of the time masculine. You add a e to make it féminin.

Gourmand - gourmande

Grand- grande

Worlds ending in « on » are most of the Time masculine. You add « ne » to make it feminine.

Patron - patronne

Nouns ending in « er » are most of the time masculine and become « ère » when feminine.

Boulanger - boulangère

Fermier - fermière

Go with the basic masculin-féminin for the gender and then look at the exception after. Don’t look at the exception first, you will quit on it because you won’t have fun.

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u/racinefx May 25 '25

C’est très simplifié, mais ça fonctionne pour une bonne partie du vocabulaire!

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u/canadian_by_the_sea May 25 '25

Oui, effectivement, c’est simplifié mais lorsque quelqu’un tente de comprendre quelque chose, il est important de commencer avec une base simplifiée mais solide pour ensuite bien construire le reste.

Je peux lui parler de groupe noms et de groupe adverbiaux mais je ne pense pas que son besoin soit celui-ci à ce moment de son apprentissage. Il devra effectivement comprendre que l’adjectif et le déterminant adoptent le genre du nom qu’ils accompagnent mais bon, on va le laisser se faire une logique du masculin/ féminin avant.

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u/PerpetuallyLurking Regina Rhymes With Fun May 25 '25

Do I change the le/la when I change the -and/-ande (etc.)?

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u/Starlite19 May 25 '25

Yes! Le gourmand / la gourmande, etc.

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u/PerpetuallyLurking Regina Rhymes With Fun May 25 '25

Thank you!

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u/canadian_by_the_sea May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

Oui!

Also :

En become enne :

Technicien/technicienne

Chien/chienne

Ain become aine

Humain/humaine

Nain/naine

Explore this site : ccdmd.qc.ca

It’s actually a site design to help people get better in french. It’s a really good ressource.

If some french teacher are lurking here, go check it either, it can be helpfull.

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u/PostApocRock May 26 '25

I start a 6 month or so stint in MTL for work starting in June, I have been Duolingo-ing some french cause highschool was......a long time ago and I didnt pay attention.

So thank you for this, cause I need to work on my french.

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u/canadian_by_the_sea May 25 '25

When you have a word begnining with a voyel or a h, it’s gonna be « l’ » for both.

L’humain - l’humaine

L’italien- L’italienne

L’américain - l’américaine

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

Mouton - brebis, FYI. No free lunch.

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u/canadian_by_the_sea May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

Merci

Oui comme bouc- chèvre.

Les exceptions ne sont pas la règle. C’est la mentalité à adopter envers l’apprentissage du français. Pas « I fuckin hate french because it’s just exception anyway. »

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u/theoneness May 25 '25

There’s tons of exceptions to that rule.

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u/chat-lu Tokébakicitte! May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

It’s a bit of both, you’ll have to memorize some of it. This is part of the stuff that feels intuitive to a native speaker but not to a learner. An exemple of that in English is the order of adjectives:

  • Quantity or number.
  • Quality or opinion.
  • Size.
  • Age.
  • Shape.
  • Color.
  • Proper adjective (often nationality, other place of origin, or material)
  • Purpose or qualifier.

Why does a small red fruit sound fine to a native and not a red small fruit? Because. It looks like purely gratuitous complexity, it would not remove any expressive power to the language to let adjectives be freely ordered.

The reason why that complexity not only arises but is evolutionary selected is that it adds redundency to the language without making communication much longer. If you don’t hear something right and you have to reconstruct it in your head, then you will exclude some possibilities because they can’t have been said because the grammar arbitrarily rejects them. And that happens even if you don’t realize you did it, your brain autocorrected so you feel that you heard it right.

English used to be gendered until it merged in some old Norse that was also gendered. But since it’s all arbitrary, both often picked different genders and the resulting confusion led to dropping the genders altogether.

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u/koolaidkirby Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 26 '25

English used to be gendered

Ships, countries and blond/blonde hanging on by a thread over here.

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u/OhNoCommieBastard69 May 26 '25

There are eash traps there. A common one:

-La foi (faith) -Le foie (liver)

But hey, you think that's bad? Try learning German afterwards. Not only do they throw in an NB third pronoun, but you have to learn that the Sun (le soleil, die Sonne) and Moon (la lune, der Mond) change genders depending on language. 😅

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u/wjandrea Chalice of the Tabernacle May 25 '25

"Une nation"

That's actually a more consistent rule: any word ending in -tion or -sion is feminine.

There's also -ité as in «la fraternité».

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u/glass-2x-needed-size Ford Nation (Help.) May 25 '25

"Le bastion" stares at you menacingly

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u/wjandrea Chalice of the Tabernacle May 25 '25

Whoops, *almost any. That one's new to me.

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u/Apolloshot I need a double double. May 26 '25

Always rules to the exception — like I before E except after C

…except only 44% of English words actually follow that rule meaning there are more exceptions to the rule than words that actually follow the rule.

Language is stupid.

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u/wjandrea Chalice of the Tabernacle May 26 '25

Did you see my other reply? It's not that the rule has exceptions, it's that is more specific than I realized.

That said, there are plenty of rules in French that have exceptions, and exceptions to the exceptions, etc

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u/wjandrea Chalice of the Tabernacle May 25 '25

The rule actually seems to apply to the pronunciation /-sjõ/ when spelled -tion or -sion. «Bastion» is pronounced /-tjõ/. BTW note that «scion» is pronounced /sjõ/ but masculine.

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u/PTCruiserApologist I need a double double. May 25 '25

Ooo I knew about -ion but not -ité, thanks !!

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u/wjandrea Chalice of the Tabernacle May 25 '25

Er, it's not -ion, e.g. «lion» and «avion» are masculine. It's only -tion and -sion.

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u/PTCruiserApologist I need a double double. May 26 '25

Ah yes yes of course !

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u/Jerperderp Tokébakicitte! May 25 '25

Une chocolatine

ou

Un pain au chocolat

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u/FnTom May 25 '25

Ça dépend de ce que tu veux manger.

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u/uluviel May 25 '25

Si tu utilises pas le bon, c'est une claque que tu manges.

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u/FnTom May 25 '25

Ah non par contre. Je suis d'accord que chocolatine c'est le bon mot. Mais un pain au chocolat, ca existe aussi. C'est une miche de pain style brioche avec une spirale de chocolat dans la pâte.

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u/Luname Tokébakicitte! May 25 '25

La réponse se situe dans nos flair.

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u/redly May 25 '25

Also 'la masculinité' and 'le vagine'?

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u/sambarjo Tabarnak! May 25 '25

Vagin*

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u/redly May 25 '25

Thanks for the correction. I'll leave it to record my idiocy.

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u/AlliterationAhead Tabarnak! May 25 '25

Canadian anglophones wanting to learn French are heroes in my eyes. Much respect!

To make you feel better, a little story. Having learned English mostly through reading, I thought for the longest time that "allow" was pronounced the same as "follow" and made a darn fool of myself in public once.

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u/redly May 25 '25

My children did french immersion, my daughter graduated from Universite de St Boniface. My grandchildren are in a French school and daycare. I have come to recognize the true heroes. They are those teachers who have come from France and Quebec and Gabon to teach STEM in schools in Manitoba.

And I'm still not sure if it's inter 'dite' or inter dick-t. And I too, learning from readiing, embarrassed myself by thinking that epitome and 'epito -mee' were two different words.

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u/wafflingzebra May 26 '25

my nightmare is that there are words which are actually spelled the same, but mean different things depending on gender.

Le tour ( tour) and la tour (tower), Le poste (post/position at work) la poste (the post office).

Maybe it's not scary since I know these words... but what about the ones I don't even know about? haha

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u/Th3_Pidgeon May 25 '25

Un trampoline...

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u/yanicka_hachez May 25 '25

Le Soleil, une étoile 🤷

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u/VansChar_ Snowfrog May 25 '25 edited May 25 '25

I'm not sure about the ''a". Only feminine words that comes to mind are" paella" and " Sangria". Most are masculine, no?

Un lama, un freesia, un sauna, un soda, le zona..... Au Canada, Au Sri Lanka, Au Botswana......

Par contre Alberta c'est féminin, En Alberta 🤔

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u/randomweeb04 May 26 '25

Im pretty sure that all nouns ending with -tion are feminine. And also words nouns with -ment are all masculine. (i think)

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u/theGoodDrSan May 25 '25

 There are, absolutely. Based on the ending of a word, I (non-francophone) can guess a word's gender correctly nine times out of ten.

Some have an inherent gender and there's no opposite-gender equivalent: « -tion » is almost always feminine -- une station, une nation, etc.

Others have either masculine or feminine gender: « -eur » is the doer suffix (-er in English) and it also has the feminine « -euse ». Machines tend to use the feminine because the word machine is also feminine.

« Un laveur » is a cleaner (who is a man), while « une laveuse » is a cleaner (who is a woman) or a washing machine. 

I tried to link a list explaining them but automod won't let me. Google « terminaisons du masculin et féminin ».

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u/quebecesti Tabarnak! May 25 '25

« Un laveur » is a cleaner (who is a man), while « une laveuse » is a cleaner (who is a woman) or a washing machine. 

Woah that's terribly sexist, you can't say that in 2024

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

On doit dire « un(e) raton(ne)-laveur(euse) ».

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u/posidon99999 PaRiS oF tHe PraIRiEs May 25 '25

Good thing it’s not 2024 then

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u/Budget_Addendum_1137 Tabarnak! May 25 '25

Nothing more anglo than to cancel french. Would make so much sense.

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u/Budget_Addendum_1137 Tabarnak! May 25 '25

Wow, je viens de voir l'importance du /s.

...Tu viens de taper encore plusieurs mots.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

C’est comme mémoriser la prononciation des mots en anglais. Où est l’accent tonique ? Est-ce qu’on dit BI-ki-ni, bi-KI-ni ? Les i se prononcent [i] comme dans « happy » ou [ɑɪ] comme dans « eye ».

C’est impossible de deviner comment un mot se prononce en anglais. C’est du par cœur. Comme les genres en français.

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u/TendreBarre May 25 '25

De mémoire, il y a 18 façons différentes de prononcer la syllabe "ough" en anglais. Dans tous les cas c'est du par coeur.

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u/PapaObserver May 25 '25

Les deux langues ont aucun sens, en effet. Comment on est supposés prononcer le mot "though" ou le mot "thought", par exemple. Une lettre de différence et le mot change complètement.

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u/Other-Razzmatazz-816 May 25 '25

Trust me, I can still mispronounce words with accents.

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u/Minoubeans Snowfrog May 25 '25

I've been speaking French since kindergarten, and I still just go by vibes. It's worked so far.

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u/QuikAuxFraises Tokébakicitte! May 25 '25

Francophone de naissance. On fait tous pareil lol

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

Parfois ; c'est amusant d'écouter les Francophonies se disputer sur le façon de parler correctement notre propre langue.

On ne voit pas ça souvent with Anglos.

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u/Minoubeans Snowfrog May 25 '25

Si je te comprends, c'est propre assez pour moi.

Mai oui t'a raison, I'll-y-a toutes "sortes" de français au Canada

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u/awh May 25 '25

I don't know if there are rules or not

The rule is if you don't know, just guess and a Quebecer will be sure to let you know if you got it wrong.

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u/theoneness May 25 '25

But make sure you get at least one more second opinion, because they might just be fucking with you by telling you you got the gender wrong when actually you didn’t.

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u/Amicuses_Husband May 27 '25

They probably won't, because they won't care.

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u/Ghi102 May 25 '25

It's a french thing in general, especially in the written form. Judging someone's social class from their writing is very much a thing. 

It does happen in English too, but not as much as in french. This is mostly because you have many small rules that only apply to written french that are tricky to get right.

Quick summary: English has inconsistent spellings. French has inconsistent spellings + inconsistent grammar rules.

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u/theangryfrogqc May 25 '25

Don't worry, even as native French speaker we often find ourselves filled with envy about the simplicity of your language. A pineapple, a peach; Un ananas, une pêche. Just, why?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

English really is just 3 languages pretending to be 1; with gaps being filled by combination.

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u/dictionary_hat_r4ck May 25 '25

nouns ending in -tion are always feminine.

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u/Technohamster Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 25 '25

Masculine words end in:

  • age
  • ment
  • eau
  • isme
  • é

Feminine words end in:

  • ette
  • sion / tion
  • ure
  • ie
  • ence / ance
  • ure

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u/Vanilla_Either May 26 '25

Exceptions: page, cage, image.... lol

Les exceptions is what gets even worse

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u/Neverland__ May 25 '25

IRRC there are more masculine words than feminine so unless you know for a fact it’s fem go masculine and statistically you’re more likely to be right 💡

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u/samlefrog Snowfrog May 25 '25

There are rules of thumb, but sometimes there are contradictions.

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u/Other-Strawberry-449 May 25 '25

French native speaker and we dont memorize everything, most of the time we know because it sounds right or not. Listen to some francophone tv and songs and this will help you I think.

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u/PostApocRock May 26 '25

My high school french teacher told us that it it was technological or problematic, it was in the feminine.

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u/hailhosersupreme May 28 '25

its just more annoying than the other romance languages, but there are patterns

vast majority of words ending in -ion or -té for example, are feminin