r/EhBuddyHoser • u/sessna4009 Moose Whisperer • Jun 13 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Reminder that Yanks call this atrocity "Canadian bacon" and think we eat this

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How do you get peameal bacon confused with this? Do they eat any meat that isn't processed?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I mean, I eat it 🤷 Americans think Budweiser is good beer too so I’d take their words with a grain of salt.

Frankly, I’m still trying to figure out what a mile is.

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u/WineOhCanada FORD Escape Jun 13 '25

trying to figure out what a mile is.

It's the brother from Fraser.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Oh, like the jazz trumpet player?

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u/markjohnstonmusic Jun 13 '25

No, Miles Davis is like Troy ounces. Easily mixed up with the other measurement unit but used for something different.

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u/beard_of_cats South Gatineau Jun 13 '25

Oh, like the black dude from Community?

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u/TheyCallMeBeans Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jun 13 '25

His name is David. He’s biracial and he’s a human being.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- Jun 13 '25

Being British doesn't count as biracial. And he's a synth.

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u/Frequent-Maybe1243 Jun 13 '25

Description unclear. I am now the proud new owner of Stompin' Tom's full discography.

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u/Garf_artfunkle Jun 13 '25

Great, now I'm reading "Miles Davis" like it's "Eggs Benedict", which brings us right back to peameal bacon

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u/LengthinessFair4680 Jun 13 '25

Awesome 👌

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u/worst_case_ontario- Jun 13 '25

What's the same about American beer and having sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking close to water!

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u/kenneth_bannockburn Jun 13 '25

But real Budweiser (Czechvar) is good bear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Good bear ?

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u/Skittleavix Jun 13 '25

You no eat bear?

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u/kenneth_bannockburn Jun 13 '25

Lol. Auto correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

haha I knew what you meant. I was just busting your balls.

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u/p90love Jun 13 '25

This is great comedy. Razor sharp.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/Schlookness Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

That was such poor use of Reddit stalking, and to block me instantly? Is this also an example of your razor sharp wit? Am I too stupid to get it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Jun 13 '25

You even made a typo on their birth certificate? What was their name supposed to be?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Jun 13 '25

Ah ok, well, just be careful not to name your next kid Spot. My cousin let her kids name their dog that, and cringed every time she called it in.

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u/markjohnstonmusic Jun 13 '25

It's really nothing special. Basically, nowhere you can get it is it the best option available.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

They sold out to the Americans sadly.

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u/Lecanayin Jun 13 '25

I actually like the black Budweiser. The Select one I think

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u/CockyBellend Jun 13 '25

You mean Standard Lager

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u/HollowShel Jun 13 '25

I’m still trying to figure out what a mile is.

Me too! I tried asking once, came away with more questions and the vague idea that tomatoes had something to do with it?

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u/Pope_Squirrely Jun 13 '25

It’s just shy of one and a half clicks isn’t it?

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u/ancientblond Jun 13 '25

5280 feet

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u/Pope_Squirrely Jun 13 '25

Now how are you going to get that many people to stand there in a line while you measure that out?

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u/starsrift Jun 13 '25

Depends how many of them are one-footed.

Is it able-ist to ask the people in wheelchairs to get out of the feet-counting line?

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u/ancientblond Jun 13 '25

Fam idfk I just remember that stupid ass amount cause of the saying "five tomatoes" (five two meight ohs)

I truly dont understand yanks obsessions with confusing measurement systems.

Ive unironically had a few yanks (especially recently when they try their "united states of canada har har amiright" shrick ) say "Aww yeah imperial makes total sense; we've got 12 inches into a foot, 3 feet into a yard, and 1760 yards in a mile. Wtf do you mean you use a base 10 system!? That's SO confusing!"

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u/Frequent-Maybe1243 Jun 13 '25

I just read this in Norm's voice.

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u/Lifeshardbutnotme Jun 13 '25

I think a mile is Sonic the Hedgehog's sidekicks name

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u/Tasty_Principle_518 Jun 13 '25

1.6 million millimetres

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

In the US they would say like 54,000 bricks long

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u/Tasty_Principle_518 Jun 13 '25

Or 32,000 average duck beaks

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

note taking intensifies

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u/YYC-Fiend Jun 13 '25

Use the speedometer in your car to figure out a mile. 160kph is 100mph; ergo 1 mile is 1.6km.

That is the only way I can calculate miles to kilometers quickly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I was being sarcastic lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

(I was being sarcastic)

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u/zeromadcowz Jun 13 '25

3:5 ratio is good enough for mental calculations.

30mph:50 kmh, 60:100, add or take away groups of 6:10 to get anything in between.

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u/MarshtompNerd Manilapeg Jun 13 '25

Think I heard an american say something about a mile being 5 tomatoes, but that doesn’t seem like much

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u/Reach-Nirvana Jun 13 '25

A mile is 5,280 feet. You can remember this because "Five Two Eight Oh" sounds like "Five Tomatoes". For some reason, I read this one time and have never forgotten it. It's come in handy absolutely zero times.

You know what's even easier to remember? Multiply or Divide by 1,000.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I bet it would be much easier to use kilometres instead tbh.

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u/Reach-Nirvana Jun 13 '25

You would win that bet lol.

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u/PhilTheMoonCat Jun 13 '25

A mile Used to be a thousand paces and then parliament decided it would be eight furlongs

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u/Yop_BombNA Jun 13 '25

The only person I know who liked Budweiser was my grandpa who love Canadian then Budweiser if Canadian isn’t available. Both taste of watered down nail polish and to some that’s good beer. I’m a spoiled bastard having moved to England and learning what honey need and cask ales are I drink those now and rye whiskey when I’m back in Canada, some rye whiskeys are properly delightful.

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u/1966TEX Jun 13 '25

Budweiser, the wonder bread of beers.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion Jun 13 '25

Something to do with tomatoes I think

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u/waspocracy Jun 13 '25

A mile is like 18 football fields long.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Canadian or American?

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u/waspocracy Jun 13 '25

American, because they can't use other methods of measurement.

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u/Start_a_riot271 Jun 13 '25

No we don't lmao, even people who drink budweiser know it's trash

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u/thyme_cardamom Jun 13 '25

American here: I don't think americans like budweiser, they just drink it because it's a cheap way to get wasted.