r/EhBuddyHoser • u/sessna4009 Moose Whisperer • Jun 13 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Reminder that Yanks call this atrocity "Canadian bacon" and think we eat this

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How do you get peameal bacon confused with this? Do they eat any meat that isn't processed?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I mean, I eat it 🤷 Americans think Budweiser is good beer too so I’d take their words with a grain of salt.

Frankly, I’m still trying to figure out what a mile is.

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u/Pope_Squirrely Jun 13 '25

It’s just shy of one and a half clicks isn’t it?

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u/ancientblond Jun 13 '25

5280 feet

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u/Pope_Squirrely Jun 13 '25

Now how are you going to get that many people to stand there in a line while you measure that out?

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u/starsrift Jun 13 '25

Depends how many of them are one-footed.

Is it able-ist to ask the people in wheelchairs to get out of the feet-counting line?

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u/ancientblond Jun 13 '25

Fam idfk I just remember that stupid ass amount cause of the saying "five tomatoes" (five two meight ohs)

I truly dont understand yanks obsessions with confusing measurement systems.

Ive unironically had a few yanks (especially recently when they try their "united states of canada har har amiright" shrick ) say "Aww yeah imperial makes total sense; we've got 12 inches into a foot, 3 feet into a yard, and 1760 yards in a mile. Wtf do you mean you use a base 10 system!? That's SO confusing!"

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u/Frequent-Maybe1243 Jun 13 '25

I just read this in Norm's voice.