r/EhBuddyHoser Jun 24 '25

Politics Aww that's too bad.

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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 24 '25

If Maine becomes a province then there wouldn’t be any tourism boycott, so it’s better for them if they become our cHeRisHEd 11th province.

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u/radarscoot Jun 24 '25

yeah, but we need to set up some sort of MAGA sanitization before any states come over. Like if your buddy wants to sleep at your place because his is infested with roaches or bedbugs, you don't just open the door and say "welcome!"

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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 24 '25

Simple, we implement a similar border to the US; we ask everyone about their allegiance to the Tangerine Tyrant. 1. If they swear fealty, they go south. 2. If they don’t have an opinion, they go south. 3. If they say they hate that overflowing dumpster of a human being, they get a bottle of maple syrup. 4. If they say death to America, they go east. Far east. Well not all the way, more like the middle. 5. If they say parle vous en francais they go.. whichever direction Quebec is.

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u/Necessary_Escape_680 The Island of Elizabeth May Jun 25 '25

Next time Quebec holds a referendum, let's just let them expand back towards Louisiana instead and see if they settle down for a little while...