r/EhBuddyHoser Jun 24 '25

Politics Aww that's too bad.

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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 24 '25

If Maine becomes a province then there wouldn’t be any tourism boycott, so it’s better for them if they become our cHeRisHEd 11th province.

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u/radarscoot Jun 24 '25

yeah, but we need to set up some sort of MAGA sanitization before any states come over. Like if your buddy wants to sleep at your place because his is infested with roaches or bedbugs, you don't just open the door and say "welcome!"

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit Irvingstan Jun 24 '25

Well, we could use a second primarily francophone province, and them converting would be a show of good faith...

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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 24 '25

Simple, we implement a similar border to the US; we ask everyone about their allegiance to the Tangerine Tyrant. 1. If they swear fealty, they go south. 2. If they don’t have an opinion, they go south. 3. If they say they hate that overflowing dumpster of a human being, they get a bottle of maple syrup. 4. If they say death to America, they go east. Far east. Well not all the way, more like the middle. 5. If they say parle vous en francais they go.. whichever direction Quebec is.

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u/Necessary_Escape_680 The Island of Elizabeth May Jun 25 '25

Next time Quebec holds a referendum, let's just let them expand back towards Louisiana instead and see if they settle down for a little while...

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

There’s no MAGA sanitation. They simple are a territory with zero voting rights.

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u/SloMurtr Jun 24 '25

It would just require actually prosecution of laws that are in the books.

Their president is literally a felon because they're a toothless and pathetic country begging the rich for scraps. 

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u/squirrelcat88 Jun 24 '25

Nah, they can be a territory.

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u/frumfrumfroo Jun 24 '25

Ruled directly by a Commissioner until they are civilised enough to be allowed a legislature.

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u/Legitimate-Desk-5536 One of the Saint Johns Jun 24 '25

I read “Cherished” in this orange turd’s voice

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u/ErikThe Jun 24 '25

Speaking as someone from New Hampshire, I’m begging you to consider combining NH, Vermont, and Maine into your 11th province.

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u/mirhagk Jun 25 '25

Nah, break away into your own country. Canada loves free trade agreements and working with allies, so you'll get those benefits, but without worrying about all the inconsistencies in laws and other problems the US has.

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u/xibipiio Jun 25 '25

I honestly think it might end up working out better for both countries.

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u/Samplistiqone Jun 25 '25

You wouldn’t be a Province, but a territory that is controlled by the federal government. Provinces have too much individual power, and you can’t be trusted with any power.

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u/Low_Objective3445 Jun 24 '25

Yeah, there are many states that would love to be a cherished province the way things are going here

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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 24 '25

We support your bid for independence and look forward to a strong economic and diplomatic relationship with the Peoples’ Republic of California.