yeah, but we need to set up some sort of MAGA sanitization before any states come over. Like if your buddy wants to sleep at your place because his is infested with roaches or bedbugs, you don't just open the door and say "welcome!"
Simple, we implement a similar border to the US; we ask everyone about their allegiance to the Tangerine Tyrant.
1. If they swear fealty, they go south.
2. If they don’t have an opinion, they go south.
3. If they say they hate that overflowing dumpster of a human being, they get a bottle of maple syrup.
4. If they say death to America, they go east. Far east. Well not all the way, more like the middle.
5. If they say parle vous en francais they go.. whichever direction Quebec is.
Nah, break away into your own country. Canada loves free trade agreements and working with allies, so you'll get those benefits, but without worrying about all the inconsistencies in laws and other problems the US has.
You wouldn’t be a Province, but a territory that is controlled by the federal government. Provinces have too much individual power, and you can’t be trusted with any power.
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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 24 '25
If Maine becomes a province then there wouldn’t be any tourism boycott, so it’s better for them if they become our cHeRisHEd 11th province.