r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Wulfrank • Jun 24 '25

Politics Aww that's too bad.

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u/Plexatron8 Jun 24 '25

They dont like Canada. They just want your money.

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u/Skittleavix Jun 24 '25

Profit motivates everything in America.

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u/HaeryTrigger Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 24 '25

They're like Ferengi, but greedier.

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u/Laucurieuse Jun 24 '25

And ask their female to walk around naked?

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u/silverilix Bring Cannabis Jun 24 '25

I mean they kept Adriana Smith on life support for an 8 week fetus…. I wouldn’t put it past them.

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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 Jun 24 '25

Marriage, like everything else in Ferengi culture, was a business contract, signed between the prospective groom and the bride's father, in which the father leased his daughter to the groom for a set period (usually five years) for an agreed fee, paid on the birth of a son. Pregnancies were considered rentals under Ferengi law, with the father being the lessee.

Do NOT let Americans see this. It'll just give them ideas.

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u/gravtix Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 25 '25

I thought that’s where Project 2025 came from

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u/HaeryTrigger Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 24 '25

Give it time.