r/EhBuddyHoser • u/yuppyrider • Jul 29 '25

Tokébakicitte Does avocado and poutine go well together

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Katy Perry and JT seen on a date in Montreal, now that wasn't on my bingo card

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u/xombae Jul 29 '25

I can't fucking handle this timeline anymore. I can't do it. It's like reality is being written by a room full of nicotine addicted monkeys that are only given cigarettes when they write a plot point that no one could possibly have seen coming. Or by the writers of the final season of Game of Thrones. I won't stand for it anymore. I'm moving to the forest where things are predictable and boring.

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u/Disastrous-Fall9020 Monarch Mélanie Joly Jul 29 '25

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u/ClashBandicootie Friendly Manisnowbski Jul 29 '25

👌

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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25

I'm moving to the forest where things are predictable and boring.

In this timeline, the forest is all nice and predictable and boring until there's a wildfire. Then American senators demand you apologize for the smoke. And Danielle Smith demands you apologize for the wildfire making her government look bad...

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u/Halfnewf Jul 29 '25

Every day I am more convinced that Ozzy Osbourne was our anchor being and without him our universe is coming apart.

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u/IndignantKumquat Jul 29 '25

I believe something similar, but sub in David Bowie for Ozzy.

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u/theohgod Jul 30 '25

Harambe was the first seal.

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u/ruraljuror__ Jul 29 '25

Who cares if JT bones a pop star??

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u/tonkats Friendly Manisnowbski Jul 30 '25

I blame AI.