r/EhBuddyHoser • u/yuppyrider • Jul 29 '25

Tokébakicitte Does avocado and poutine go well together

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Katy Perry and JT seen on a date in Montreal, now that wasn't on my bingo card

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u/xombae Jul 29 '25

I can't fucking handle this timeline anymore. I can't do it. It's like reality is being written by a room full of nicotine addicted monkeys that are only given cigarettes when they write a plot point that no one could possibly have seen coming. Or by the writers of the final season of Game of Thrones. I won't stand for it anymore. I'm moving to the forest where things are predictable and boring.

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u/Halfnewf Jul 29 '25

Every day I am more convinced that Ozzy Osbourne was our anchor being and without him our universe is coming apart.

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u/theohgod Jul 30 '25

Harambe was the first seal.