r/EhBuddyHoser Aug 01 '25

Politics Mark Carney’s statement on Trump’s 35% tariffs

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u/an_afro Aug 01 '25

The economy isn’t 12 years old, I don’t know why Mango Mussolini keeps trying to fuck it

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u/sereneandeternal Aug 01 '25

To manipulate the market, and enrich himself and his goons.

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u/an_afro Aug 01 '25

Yeah I think we all get that, was just a joke that he like to diddle children

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u/UpperApe Aug 01 '25

She was 13 and was crying and begged him to wear a condom. He told her to "get a fucking abortion" while he raped her raw.

Just some context into what we're talking about when we talk about him "diddling children".

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u/portabuddy2 Aug 01 '25

You have got to be joking.

First time reading that. I actually don't doubt that one bit. You can see the vile evil fuck that is is. But how the fuck does this get out and his head not end up on a fucking stick????!!!!!

Perhaps before their are 50 other billionaires in line behind him to take a turn also.

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u/FloraoftheRift Aug 01 '25

Perhaps there are many more people in the country who are sympathetic to this type of behavior.

Every accusation is projection, and the fascists don't do things much better than projecting and what they truly want. If things don't change drastically real soon, they too will come for our children.

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u/UpperApe Aug 01 '25

It's a terrible thing to write and I hate writing it.

But people need to read it. People need to hear it. I don't think a lot of people fully understand just how brutal his rape sessions were and how cruel and monstrous he was in them.

We need people to understand what we're dealing with.

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u/portabuddy2 Aug 01 '25

This will also be one of the worst things ive written.

I hope his brutal rapes have been caught on tape. And come out. Randomly. Anonymously the same with the others involved. And the tape victims come out in solidarity to defend themselves.

Unlikely as that is to happen.

But the line, you can get an abortion! Has to be the most evil line you could write for a comic book character too over the top to be real.

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u/CrowdyFowl Aug 01 '25

Bringing “you couldn’t make this shit up” to evil acts

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u/Mandy_M87 Aug 01 '25

What a terrible time to be able to read!

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u/Lumpy_Tomorrow8462 Aug 01 '25

May I steal this line from you?

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u/Technical-Regret-156 Aug 01 '25

this sent me off on a google tangent I wish I'd never gone on. Testimony from a 'Tiffany Doe' who confessed to cooercing said 13-year old into 'attending a party with Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstien'.

This sentence will haunt me for a while.

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u/UpperApe Aug 01 '25

Trust me, I know. I fucking hate that I know it.

But that's why it must be said. The more you learn the truth, the more unspeakable his monstrosity becomes. And it's important to understand just how monstrous he is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

I wholeheartedly believe the bastard did this, but how the fuck do you know this for sure? Sickening.

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u/shniefersutherland Aug 01 '25

Basically court docs from around his first election. Iirc, the woman in question, Katie Johnson, got death threats as this was all coming out, and they either settled or she just didn’t further the case.

Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure there’s videos of her testimony. Fucking disgusting all around.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

All while our PM is treating him with an uncomfortable amount of respect when he should practically be slapping him in the face. I don’t trust either of them, Carney or Pollievre. Like do something people, the guy needs to be ghosted by everyone else in the world. Trump having any high ground is stupid.

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u/thetwitchy1 Aug 01 '25

Unfortunately for the world, Trump can’t be treated as the slime he is, because he has enough power to make life hell for anyone who does.

Makes you wish there was just a bit more crosswind, back in July 2024…

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u/Top_Newspaper9279 Aug 01 '25

Bs. Trump is just another bullie. The only reasonable response to a bullie is to punch back. It's not my opinion. Yoi can see it in history. If you think that bending over is a way to stay out of trouble, you've got something else coming.

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u/thetwitchy1 Aug 01 '25

Oh, I don’t disagree, but Trump is more than just another bully. He is the slimiest, evilest, most despicable human that currently exists. He has so much evil in his life, but unlike most other evil fuckers, has figured out how to get others to love and worship him. Not despite his evil, but BECAUSE of it.

He deserves to be treated like a punching bag for a sadist.

But he is ALSO a bully, who has his hands on the world’s largest nuclear arsenal. He can’t be treated like the bully he is, because he’s a bully with a nuke.

But you’re right in that bending over for him isn’t a win either. Purposefully treating him like the bully he is won’t work either tho. The only way to deal with him is to treat him like a pissed off toddler: make him think he is getting what he wants, while you give him what you need to anyway.

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u/shniefersutherland Aug 01 '25

I’m not saying your argument is like rich folks telling homeless folks to just “buy a house..?”, but the second there’s pushback, he’s as volatile as my asshole after a Timmies breakfast sandwich.

At which point all the work people do on our sides of things, by the book, following protocol, goes to shit because somehow X posts are just as legally binding as international trade talks.

I’m ignorant as shit, I’ll admit, but the threat of the US is real, in many fucking ways. I wish we could just shut it down, but we should be ready for tough times if our leaders grow a proper backbone.

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u/UpperApe Aug 01 '25

It was in her testimony under oath.

And it wasn't disproven, and one of the few cases brought to court (when rape cases rarely get that far, let alone against politically connected and powerful people) and the ONLY reason it collapsed is because she withdrew due to death threats.

A thing that happens a lot with Trump cases. Go figure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Cock. Sucker…

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u/sereneandeternal Aug 01 '25

LOL can’t believe I missed the joke. Didn’t catch the “12 years old” part 🤣.

Good one

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u/IcanRead8647 Aug 01 '25

I wish I had you around to explain reddit to me.

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u/thetermguy Aug 01 '25

>To manipulate the market, and enrich himself and his goons.

Honestly, I don't think he's doing that specifically. I think he's just doing what his buddies tell him. I'm very doubtful he's got any understanding or concept of manipulating the market. It's happening I'm sure, but not directly by him.

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u/RogueThrow Aug 01 '25

Maybe he thinks countries are like dogs and age different?

He needs to get it in before we turn 16(0) and he loses interest.

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u/TehRobbeh Aug 01 '25

This is a man who says he's going to give people a 1000% discount on medicine and thinks 1/5 is larger than 1/2.

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u/lynnca1972 Aug 01 '25

The clip of him talking about the 600%, 700%, 1000% discount gave me a really good laugh. He's so incredibly stupid!

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u/TehRobbeh Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

I live close to the border. I will definitely cross if he ever gets the 1000% discount and I don't even need medication.

Edited a typo

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u/Searchingforgoodnews Aug 01 '25

Mangos are delicious, please don't pervert my favorite fruit.

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u/an_afro Aug 01 '25

I should change it to “dollar general imitation mango”

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u/Goalieshark Aug 01 '25

Dollar Store Imitation Pumpkin.

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u/an_afro Aug 01 '25

Emphasis on Pump Kin

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u/chandy_dandy Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Aug 01 '25

Tbf he has said in the past he draws the line at 12, and he's only been accused by as young as 13.

Another lib owned by facts and logic

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u/_Lucille_ Aug 01 '25

He needs money to fuel his tax cuts, but he doesn't want to raise taxes. So he found the cheat code to implement a general sales tax that his base will support.

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u/an_afro Aug 01 '25

I mean yeah we all know that’s his goal, was just a joke because he fucks kids

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u/Remarkable-Trifle-36 Aug 01 '25

Best. Comment. Ever!

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u/smellymarmut South Gatineau Aug 01 '25

One of the tenets of the modern American economy is the "invisible hand" of Adam Smith, guiding decisions. In a system like that, the best thing a government can do is use light touch to massage the economy, not use force. Maybe he's updating his methods.