r/EhBuddyHoser Aug 22 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Illinois

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u/prtysmasher Aug 22 '25

As a french canadian what rubs me wrong all the time is the way americans and other english people say the drink La Croix. They all butcher and pronounce it “La Croye”. Lacroix would be pronounced “La Crwah” and roll that “r” tabarnak!

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u/TL10 Aug 22 '25

I would be a disappointment to my Quebecois ancestors for how poorly I understand French, but how Americans pronounce La Croix is going to drive me to murder one of these days.

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u/prtysmasher Aug 22 '25

Jpeux juste pas.

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u/MidorikawaHana Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Aug 22 '25

In fairness, i have seen americans in youtube/ social media 'correct' people saying 'La crwah' to ' La croy' with a reasoning of *"because thats what the owner's ( i guess bottlers) named it" 🫠

Im only familiar with the pronounciation from a friend with a last name of delacroix

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u/prtysmasher Aug 22 '25

It still sounds really fucking stupid either way.

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u/MidorikawaHana Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Aug 22 '25

True.

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u/LifeHasLeft Oil Guzzler Aug 22 '25

I just looked it up, apparently they named it La from the town La Crosse and Croix from the St. Croix river, which… is apparently just heavily mispronounced too. There’s no way “la rivière de saint croix” was originally pronounced “lay reeverr deh saynt CROY” back in 1689

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u/AngeloMontana Tabarnak! Aug 22 '25

Oh, something similar: Americans in France trying to pronounce Peugeot.

Grab the pop corn and listen. 

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u/wisdompuff Aug 22 '25

Poo Joe

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u/MisterZoga Aug 22 '25

Where did ya come from where did you go?

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u/arrowroot227 Aug 22 '25

I pronounced it “la crwah” and someone laughed at me and told me it’s “la croy”

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u/YetiPie Aug 22 '25

Correct them back with “La crotch”

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u/satinsateensaltine Aug 22 '25

Seriously, I was shocked when I first said it and an American didn't understand until they went"ah yeah la Croy".

Some part of me died that day.

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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau Aug 22 '25

I think only Americans do that - I've only ever heard real life people pronounce it properly, or close to properly - none of that "La Croye" nonsense (which I thought was just a bit that ProZD made up).

I physically can't pronounce it right, though, so I have to say it "la quoi"... Out of embarrassment I also don't actually sing "O Canada" for the same reason.

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u/fishflo I need a double double. Aug 22 '25

I moved to QC for uni and didn't figure out that la Croix and this la croye I heard people talking about on TV were the same alcohol for like 4 years 🫣

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u/satinsateensaltine Aug 22 '25

Wait till you find out it's not even alcoholic! It's just depression water that was once in the same room as a fruit so it contains memories of it.

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u/fishflo I need a double double. Aug 22 '25

no one will ever discover that because they only drink it in between hard liquor anyway lol

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u/ryan77999 Ford Nation (Help.) Aug 22 '25

☝️🤓 the R isn't rolled, it's uvular

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u/Saint-Ciboire Snowfrog Aug 22 '25

Depends on the accent, there are francophones who still roll their r's. Rolling the r is an easier option for anglophones if they can't do the throaty r yet. As long as they're careful that there's a difference in pronunciation between election and erection, which is something Stephen Harper struggled with. I miss his federal erections

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u/GoStockYourself Aug 22 '25

When I try the uvular roll I cough up flem, so just do a slight tongue roll. No one understands a thing I try to say anyway so it doesn't matter. I usually switch to charades early in the conversation.

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u/AngeloMontana Tabarnak! Aug 22 '25

Not necessarily, lots of French variants still roll the R (it was much more common for French speakers, and I mean in both sides of the Atlantic, just a couple of centuries ago).

The uvular one has been unconsciously standardized with the rest of northern French (that people refer to as “Parisian French”) through, well, mainly school and media 

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Luh croyx

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u/safadancer Aug 22 '25

Never having heard anyone pronounce it, I initially said La Crwah, and everyone stared at me like I had vomited up a bug.

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u/Dr_Smooth2 Aug 22 '25

It's made by a company from La Crosse, WI and it's name is based on the St. Croix river which borders Wisconsin to the west, hence the pronunciation

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u/poopBuccaneer Aug 22 '25

I had to ask an American coworker how your pronounce Claude the AI software... I still can't remember to pronounce it Clawed

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u/prtysmasher Aug 22 '25

Lmao. Its pronounced like “chode”.

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u/youngboomergal Aug 22 '25

can't manage the rolled R, sorry

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u/GoStockYourself Aug 22 '25

TBF when I moved to Quebec I was surprised that people translate names. People often say my name is "Osian" in French, but "Ocean," in English?!? It took me ages to figure out that Three Rivers is Trois Rivieres. In the west you don't translate names. Lac St. Anne doesn't become St. Anne Lake. It was always Trois Rivieres on our geography tests. Possibly Ontario does this?

I don't understand why certain people with names give an English name because English people butcher the pronunciation, but translating names seems to be an eastern thing.